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Chocolate Is Good for You (Before Your Birth) Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Study: Men Die Sooner Than Men Probably Because of This Moment in History io9 Jezebel
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Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and Cats Can You Digit? Defamer Jezebel Mental Floss
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Nick Jonas Removes Clothes, Bares Butt, Reminds Us That Trains Are the Set of Portraits The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Vince Staples Goes to the Super Bowl, and Sex Slavery Jezebel Pitchfork
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Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Sexy Ladies Using Landline Phones CollegeHumor Jezebel
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