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4	4 Vote	Steven Seagal Hates Immigrants and May God Have Mercy on Our Souls
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4	4 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 96
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4	4 Vote	The Ghost of Iggy Azalea Says Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke
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