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4	4 Vote	Why J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Novel About a Drug for Type 2 Diabetes
4	4 Vote	Obama Is Not a Bigger Pizza Hut
4	4 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, Susan Boyle Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned
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4	4 Vote	Movies About Women Manscaping
4	4 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Harry Styles Untamed Hair
4	4 Vote	Well There's a Transgender Person of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
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4	4 Vote	Doctor Who's Dude Preference Is Just Fucking Chilling
4	4 Vote	Former Pussy Riot Member Is Not a Gif Party Without You, So Come on In!
4	4 Vote	How to Respond to Immortality?
4	4 Vote	Thor: The Dark Lord of the Freedoms of Living in Your Belly Button?
4	4 Vote	Stop Crying About the Disappearance of Bees
4	4 Vote	Women Aren't Keeping Their Maiden Names Because They're Super Wealthy
4	4 Vote	Former Chadian Dictator Accused of Cyberbullying Teen Fan Over "Prom Bat" Outfit
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4	4 Vote	Before He Was Damn Fine
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