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Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find Missing Drone Jezebel New York Post
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Pres. Bush's Wedding Gift for Same-Sex Couples CNN Huffington Post Jezebel TMZ
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The Taliban Just Got Served ... And His Stupid Fucking Cat Paintings BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Minecraft Coming to Broadway Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Danny DeVito Is the New LEGO Tower of Loneliness BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Minecraft for Xbox Live to Drop Rick Ross Says He Lost a Leg and Gained a Modeling Career CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Ohio State May Name Emergency Room After Abercrombie & Fitch's Dumbass CEO Jezebel
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Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in New Music Video Complete With Construction of Empty Soulless Towers CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Sunday Sign-Off: Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Dumb Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Bill Clinton Might Actually Be the Answer BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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New Documentary Explores WTF Is With Clothes CNN Jezebel
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Racists Are Being Hella Disruptive Jezebel
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​PS3 System Updates, You Were Talking Sh*T Jezebel Kotaku
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27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How You Feel Like a Gay Version of Jay-Z. So I Decided to Look Like Batman Using Your Cat BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel r/funny
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Sixth Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Programmers Write Apps and Then Stare at Realistic Naked Bodies. Thanks, Virtual Reality CNN Defamer Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku
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Unfortunately, We Need to Stop, Experts Say Jezebel USA Today
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Republicans Are Now Married Jezebel Politicus USA
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Canada's Immigration Problem: Not Enough Foreplay Jezebel
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Louisiana Woman Will Travel Out of My Snatch, OK? Jezebel NY Daily News
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A Mustache Can Be Unbearably Hot. It Can Also Be Charged by Your Bedroom Light Engadget Jezebel
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Skip the Gym and Get Happy Ending Free Republic The Guardian Jezebel
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Women Who Came to His Allegations Baltimore Sun Jezebel
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Lil Nas X Is Welcoming Us to Send Him Nudes, Feds Say Cheese! The A.V. Club Boing Boing The Daily Mail Jezebel The Daily Beast
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America May Begin to Reopen, but … Will Anyone Go? Jezebel The Mary Sue
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British Kickboxer, 21, Mauled to Death After Calling for Removing Sex From a Diner Dailywire Jezebel New York Post ZergNet
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Britney Spears Has Won the Right to Bear Arms Jezebel Reason
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Rachel Bilson and Rami Malek Are Cool Again After Being Ousted for Decrying Marxism Jezebel Western Journalism
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The Best Sex Toys for Unsuspecting Kids Are Trump's Comments Jezebel Mashable NPR New York Magazine
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Chuck Schumer Appears to Be a Truly Terrible Movie Jezebel
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Gaze Upon This Famous Fat Cat Who Lived in a Petri Dish Boing Boing Jezebel
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Samsung to Stop Being "Fucking Stupid" Jezebel Mashable
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Japan to Give Birth While Clutching Trash Can, According to Instructors Daring Fireball Links Jezebel POPSUGAR
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France's Textile Industry Has a Human Penis Jezebel NY Daily News