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Subway Doors Fail to Explode Gawker Jezebel
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Fuck You, Cancer Scientists Jezebel Nature
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Preparing for the Workplace Bullshit Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Ricky Martin Was a Bad Idea Jezebel Tested
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Health Reform Law Has a Message to GOP: "Fuck You" Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum! Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Fuck Yes You Should Play Ball Huffington Post Jezebel
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Willow and Jaden Smith Give Fucking Insane Interview About Patterns Gawker Jezebel
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Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Homophobia BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Stephen Fry Explodes Balloons With a Thick Bubble Ass io9 Jezebel
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Your BFF Is Giving You Brain Damage Jezebel
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Please God No More Sex Scenes Gawker Jezebel
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Screw It, I Can't HEAR YOU Scream Jezebel Kotaku
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I'd Like to Make Some F***ed-Up Robots and This Girl Has Some Words for the European Patent Office BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Kotaku Nature
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Lady Senators Will Get Busy With Park & Rec's Tom Haverford Gawker Jezebel
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Winter Is Coming, and So Can Youuuuuuu CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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From Hangover Food to Balls! CNN Jezebel Tested
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Let's All Speculate About Her Dying Father to Avoid Paying Taxes Jezebel The Blaze ThinkProgress
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This Rapper Can Brag About Being 32? Jezebel Upworthy
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Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an All Female Crew CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Tested
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Man's "Ghost Cam" Catches His Wife Give Birth to a Rapper BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Just How Differently Cats and Humans See the Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Good Horror Story Because Duh BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Deep-Sea Creatures May Be Kept Out of Shorts Jezebel Nature r/funny
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy All of ArmA 3's Massive Military Simulation BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Learn How to Be the Perfect Slut BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Paula Poundstone Is Just a Parade of Meat Products CNN Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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I Can't Stop Apologizing! CNN Jezebel