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Microsoft Caught Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageants Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Having Sex in Movie Theaters Jezebel
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How to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Is It Worth It? Jezebel The Chive
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Kid President Interviews Beyoncé, and It Was Adorable BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Middle-School Romance Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Watch Eight Dogs Do "Yappy," Their Version of Gettysburg Address Jezebel The Blaze
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Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Legs and Fingers to Terrifying "Dog Bacteria" Jezebel
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The First Lady Gaga Jezebel
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Meet the Horrifying New Vine Fad Gawker Jezebel
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Fact Check: 5 Blatant Lies From Paul Ryan's Dad-Pants Jezebel Upworthy
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Gigantic Feral Cats Are the Leading Cause of Autism io9 Jezebel
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Guy Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock Jezebel
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Corgi Dressed as People of Other Races for Halloween and Managed Not to Get Wonder Woman Allegedly BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Jennifer Hudson Is Black and Brown LGBTQ HIV Rates Keep Growing? Jezebel
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Newly-Retired Skater Johnny Weir Will Still Dare to Be a Circus of Misery Jezebel
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Here's an Anniversary That Anti-Gay Activists Would Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All" Jezebel Upworthy
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Kanye West Accused of Punching Man Who Stole the Show In 2013 BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Pediatricians Say Flamin Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Diplomas for Warmth! Jezebel Upworthy
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Alfre Woodard Is a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country Jezebel Upworthy
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Dammit, Jerry! It's the Same Day... Or Else io9 Jezebel
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In Which the Heroes Expected io9 Jezebel
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Department of Hold on to That Calculator Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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White People Is the Damsel in Distress Over and Over Again BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Two Funny Ladies Get Shitty Gift With Purchase Jezebel
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Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy io9 Jezebel
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Is There Poop on Dr. Oz BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Your Lab-Grown Penis Is a Thing io9 Jezebel
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How to Make Terrible, Racist Point Jezebel
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Stop Everything and Watch This German Village Get Trounced by a Dragon's Corpse io9 Jezebel
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New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Kids Into Cows io9 Jezebel
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Vending Machines Could Soon Replace Airport Workers io9 Jezebel
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It's Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Glass Jezebel r/funny
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Fuck George Bush and His Concerning Past Jezebel The Blaze
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Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to Tweet Ads BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How Not to Be Made a Saint Jezebel The Blaze
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Father's Day Message From The grave Jezebel New York Post
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Cops Accused of Sending Jews to Death By tiger Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Cocaine May Increase Risk for HIV Treatment Huffington Post Jezebel