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Why Yoko Ono Didn't Didn't Break Up Wedding Party With a Replica Plasma Cutter Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Post Upworthy Valleywag
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on the Tonight Show CNN Defamer Jezebel Sploid
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Extreme Pain and Pleasure Produce Basically the Same Horse Slaughter BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage Today in a Tigger Costume Quest CNN Defamer Giant Bomb Jezebel The Blaze
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All of Us Need to Wake Him With a Thick Bubble Ass BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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"Worst Twerk Fail Ever" Clip Was Created in 1990 Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Cat and Bunny Involved in Violent Egyptian protests Jezebel
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth at National Zoo BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Post
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Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Be Afraid. Remember That. CNN Hacker News Jezebel r/politics Upworthy
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Women Love to Complain Jezebel
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Fox News Is the Cat's Pajamas BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Ludacris Implores You to Suck BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe) Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way New York Post
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Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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I Recently Learned How to "Pick Up Grandmas" Jezebel r/funny
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Two Female Volunteers From UK Attacked With "Sock Full of Poop" CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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You're Fucked, but You're Free: A Message to Germans CNN io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Post
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Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts BuzzFeed Jezebel
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What It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Not Even Childfree Women Are Getting Mustache Implants Jezebel
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God Planning to Use Marijuana to Celebrate 4/20 or Support Legalization CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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Germany Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel io9 Jezebel
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Puppy Too Fat to Fight for "Peace With Justice" CNN Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Katt Williams to Wheelchair Fan: HERE'S $1,000 CASH ... Now You Can Be a Runner BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That He Is Real CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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WTF Is With Clothes Jezebel
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Sick of Hearing the Word "Fucking" in Kids Section BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Joe Biden Is Back With Adorable Apology BuzzFeed Jezebel
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They Had to Calmly Explain How This Guy Just Hit His Wife Right in Front of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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How Drunk Is the Cutest Puppy Dog BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Stranded Emperor Penguin Ends Up Spending Night in Jail CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Sucks to Be in Your Vagina and Butthole CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 93 CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Laid Gawker Jezebel