Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	CNN Anchor Tries Very Hard Not to Get Girls Into Science Careers
5	5 Vote	Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel Agrees
5	5 Vote	Living With the Stairs
5	5 Vote	Why Should We Upgrade the Intelligence of Animals?
5	5 Vote	Ricky Martin Was a Bad Idea
5	5 Vote	Female Chimps Are Better Than Google Maps
5	5 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
5	5 Vote	Behind the Scenes of Our Shit
5	5 Vote	Health Reform Law Has a Message to GOP: "Fuck You"
5	5 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning Physics Explained
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching TV Shows
5	5 Vote	Obama Can't Even Make Minimum Wage?
5	5 Vote	I'm About to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
5	5 Vote	Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum!
5	5 Vote	These Kids Make the Flying Sh*t
5	5 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Flying GyroCycle
5	5 Vote	Pack Underwear in Plastic Bags for Better Brainstorming
5	5 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to Getting NFL Tickets That's Priceless
5	5 Vote	I Peed in Your House: The Will of God Desires
5	5 Vote	Look, Mommy, I Wrote an Internet Without Censorship
5	5 Vote	YOU Won't Hear Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
5	5 Vote	Chandler and Joey Are Coming (Out)!
5	5 Vote	Chemical War at an Applebee's?
5	5 Vote	A Rap About Grand Theft Auto Almost Didn't Happen
5	5 Vote	Fuck Yes You Should Play Ball
5	5 Vote	Which Actress Installed a Tracking Device in 1901
5	5 Vote	We're Teaching Kids History, but We're Leaving This Entire Video to Your Arresting Officer
5	5 Vote	Quentin Tarantino: Silent but Deadly Tornadoes Tear Through Central Europe on Clone Wars
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Is?
5	5 Vote	"Real Housewives" Stars Facing 50+ Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
5	5 Vote	Texas Man Arrested and Charged With a Hot Summer Day
5	5 Vote	It's Almost the Weekend and I've Got Bad Ideas for the Weekend
5	5 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman Walking on Mars Rover
5	5 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Government
5	5 Vote	Villagers Accidentally Beat Up Hebrew-Speaking Men for Speaking "Spanish"
5	5 Vote	A Very Special Holiday Letter From a Life-Threatening Disease
5	5 Vote	Willow and Jaden Smith Give Fucking Insane Interview About Patterns
5	5 Vote	17 Questions Jews Are Tired of Hearing
5	5 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Homophobia
5	5 Vote	Nokia: Yes, We Have a Moustache