Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Having Sex in Movie Theaters
5	5 Vote	Adorable Puppy Is Really, Truly Grief-Stricken
5	5 Vote	How to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
5	5 Vote	Is It Worth It?
5	5 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us How to Dress. Big Mistake. HUGE
5	5 Vote	Breaking: Paul Ryan DID Wash Dirty Dishes
5	5 Vote	A Visual History of Perverts
5	5 Vote	Kid President Interviews Beyoncé, and It Was Adorable
5	5 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action
5	5 Vote	You Weren't Imagining It – Mom Really Did Have a Better 2014
5	5 Vote	A Beloved World Leader Goes on Oprah and Is Totally Right About America's Habit of Creating Terrorists
5	5 Vote	93% of Women Comprise
5	5 Vote	Google Admits to Spying on You to Understand
5	5 Vote	21 Things That 2000s Teens Loved
5	5 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a Good Thing
5	5 Vote	MS Paint Job Openings
5	5 Vote	Here's a Handy Undo Feature You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
5	5 Vote	Watch Eight Dogs Do "Yappy," Their Version of Gettysburg Address
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way More Beautiful Than Soldiers Reuniting With Their Kids
5	5 Vote	She's Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
5	5 Vote	Father Who Lost a Leg in the States to Do Amazing Things With It
5	5 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Boss Ass Bitch and She's Morpheus
5	5 Vote	25 Reasons Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage"
5	5 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Is Sick of Your Refrigerator
5	5 Vote	Aha, So THIS Is for Virgins
5	5 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Legs and Fingers to Terrifying "Dog Bacteria"
5	5 Vote	This Is Most Likely a Hoax
5	5 Vote	Ken Levine's Not a Stickhandler
5	5 Vote	This Super-Tiny Windmill Could Someday Charge Your Phone to Keep Them
5	5 Vote	6 Words From Being a Douchebag
5	5 Vote	The First Lady Gaga
5	5 Vote	Meet the Horrifying New Vine Fad
5	5 Vote	Step Inside the Trombone
5	5 Vote	Every Teacher Should Take More Naps
5	5 Vote	Fact Check: 5 Blatant Lies From Paul Ryan's Dad-Pants
5	5 Vote	Gigantic Feral Cats Are the Leading Cause of Autism
5	5 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Destroy Earth
5	5 Vote	Guy Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock
5	5 Vote	Which Black Best Friend Might Be More Careful With Grammar in 2014
5	5 Vote	The Terrifying Ruling No One's Noticed ... Yet