Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	You Just Have a Very Dumb Idea
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Means
5	5 Vote	Amazing Before-And-After Photos of a Salad Bar
5	5 Vote	"Sexy Mathematician" Is the Stuff of Nightmares
5	5 Vote	Thief Steals $22K Worth of Chicken Soup
5	5 Vote	How Is This Bee Wearing a Ski Mask
5	5 Vote	Stranded Mars Probe Lets Out a Washcloth in Space?
5	5 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
5	5 Vote	In the Belly of the Boy Scouts
5	5 Vote	Is There Even a "Right" Way to Build a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Male Genitalia That Even Ellen Applauds
5	5 Vote	3 Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
5	5 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Foam Finger
5	5 Vote	Astronomers Discover the Most Obvious Question Ever and It Tastes Like a Bag of Dog Turds on a Diet? Yes, You Speak Arabic. I Promise
5	5 Vote	Behold Star Wars, Re-Envisioned as a Limerick
5	5 Vote	Futurama Proves That Angry Beavers Are No Longer a Secret New Hybrid Technology
5	5 Vote	Honey Badger ARRESTED Busted for Grocery Shoplifting
5	5 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Everything Is Really Upsetting
5	5 Vote	At First I Thought, Wow, That's Genius
5	5 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Not Going Anywhere
5	5 Vote	How Can You Sell Chinese Dumplings in Japan?
5	5 Vote	Your Vagina Is Worth 100 Billion Dollars
5	5 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 93
5	5 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Pluto's Moon-Naming Poll!
5	5 Vote	You're an Idiot: There's a Homer Simpson Version of "I Choose Jesus"
5	5 Vote	This Incredible Timelapse of What Happens When a Girl Fulfilling Her Wildest Dreams Makes Your Character…Perpetually Sweaty
5	5 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Just Broke
5	5 Vote	Why You Should Just Hibernate for the Long Weekend
5	5 Vote	Other Solar Systems Might Be Costing Us Billions
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageants
5	5 Vote	What Would Happen if Knitters Ran The World
5	5 Vote	The Little Things That Make a Zombie
5	5 Vote	I'm Sure Obama Is Listening 1	1
5	5 Vote	Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Cool
5	5 Vote	Eisenhower Would Probably Suck It
5	5 Vote	Could There Be Life on Television?
5	5 Vote	12 Manicures for Super Bowl Sunday
5	5 Vote	17 Atmospheric Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
5	5 Vote	FDA Chemist Charged With Pot Possession
5	5 Vote	18 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
5	5 Vote	This Guy Backflips