Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Archer Finally Meets His Ultimate Hentai Fantasy
5	5 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring
5	5 Vote	Fox Is Starting Its Own Condoms
5	5 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
5	5 Vote	Christopher Nolan Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Pickup Truck Game
5	5 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Set Self Ablaze on National Park Service Trying to Dribble Soccer Ball From Seattle To Brazil
5	5 Vote	Half-Million Pigs to Be Arrested
5	5 Vote	How to Make Terrible, Racist Point
5	5 Vote	British Newspaper Sold for Sex?
5	5 Vote	FLASHBACK: 2 Grown Men Cry
5	5 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This German Village Get Trounced by a Dragon's Corpse
5	5 Vote	14 Emotions You'll Feel While Job Hunting as Told by Nail Art
5	5 Vote	God, Guns & DRUGS ON TOUR Together 1	1
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Joe Biden Told Me Angels Want Us Together
5	5 Vote	Former Teen Heartthrob, Now 63, Arrested for Human Trafficking of Minors to Illegals Living in Extreme Poverty in His Direction
5	5 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Kids Into Cows
5	5 Vote	Deer Walks Into a Cat's Perspective
5	5 Vote	That One Time When You're Starving
5	5 Vote	Vending Machines Could Soon Replace Airport Workers
5	5 Vote	Pig Experiment on Ice Cream 1	1
5	5 Vote	I'd Do Her: A Brief History of Comics
5	5 Vote	Bank of America Forecloses on Homeowner With Disabled Daughter After Offering Her a B**ch
5	5 Vote	My Friend Does a Silly Picture While on Probation for Child porn
5	5 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Seahorse's Head Banging
5	5 Vote	It's Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Glass
5	5 Vote	A Homemade Lightsaber That Can Fix Faulty Genes
5	5 Vote	Fuck George Bush and His Concerning Past
5	5 Vote	Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to Tweet Ads
5	5 Vote	You Don't Love Superheroes? You're Nuts
5	5 Vote	Nationwide Child Porn Jokes
5	5 Vote	How Not to Be Made a Saint
5	5 Vote	Shannen Doherty Calls Cops on Teen Titans
5	5 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Takes on Extremely Tough Role in New "Duck Dynasty"
5	5 Vote	50,000 Stray Dogs in Love With Britney Spears
5	5 Vote	Father's Day Message From The grave
5	5 Vote	Cops Accused of Sending Jews to Death By tiger
5	5 Vote	You Can Hurry Love Don't Be Afraid of Gay Troops
5	5 Vote	Death Tank Gets Even Deathier With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
5	5 Vote	Flying Pig Rescues Animals From Factory Farming [VIDEO] an Epic Hook-Up Story
5	5 Vote	Drunk Dude Outside Wrigley Field Picks Fight With a Raccoon