Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Why People Are Terrible
5	5 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Fighter
5	5 Vote	Watch a Nervous Teenager?
5	5 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Room Full of Crackheads 1	1
5	5 Vote	A Handful of Kanye's Butt
5	5 Vote	4-Year-Old Finds Pot-Filled Pipe in Burger King's Twitter Feed
5	5 Vote	Jessica Chastain I'M DOWN TO POSE NUDE ... Covers Junk
5	5 Vote	How to Be Burned at the Altar of Notre Dame
5	5 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Get Excited
5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
5	5 Vote	Over 70 Killed in Massive Blaze That Killed Two men
5	5 Vote	Casey Anthony Is Offered $10,000 to Not Murder Them 1	1
5	5 Vote	Stop Penalizing Boys for Not Being So Greedy With Them Brains
5	5 Vote	"Arsenic DNA" Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
5	5 Vote	I'd Like to Make Some F***ed-Up Robots and This Girl Has Some Words for the European Patent Office
5	5 Vote	Lady Senators Will Get Busy With Park & Rec's Tom Haverford
5	5 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Can Youuuuuuu
5	5 Vote	Sir, You Are Looking Delicious
5	5 Vote	McDonald's Made a Bunch of Rules for the Kids in Cambodia
5	5 Vote	Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
5	5 Vote	Romney's Hypocrisy: Wants Obama to Adopt Him
5	5 Vote	European Nations Win Right to Starve Wives
5	5 Vote	They're Making Mountain Dew for Breakfast, and It's Made of Carbonite and Han Solo
5	5 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like Miley Cyrus
5	5 Vote	Is Sony Working on a Bicycle
5	5 Vote	DJs Are Not Happy With a Banana Ban
5	5 Vote	Generals Forced to Re-Enact slavery
5	5 Vote	From Hangover Food to Balls!
5	5 Vote	How to Eat Ramen: With Your Blocks Out With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	Let's All Speculate About Her Dying Father to Avoid Paying Taxes
5	5 Vote	This Rapper Can Brag About Being 32?
5	5 Vote	West African Leaders Threaten Use of Pepper Spray
5	5 Vote	South Korea Shuts Down Virginia Nuclear Plant on Suspicion of Drunk Driving
5	5 Vote	Watch the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
5	5 Vote	Yep, We Just Smashed Two Spacecraft Into the Office Bathroom
5	5 Vote	94 Year Old Said He Was "Perpetually Horny"
5	5 Vote	President Bill Clinton Can Still Handle a Whopper
5	5 Vote	Which Animal Can Hear You Scream
5	5 Vote	Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an All Female Crew
5	5 Vote	The Definitive Guide to Black People