Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Man's "Ghost Cam" Catches His Wife Give Birth to a Rapper
5	5 Vote	A Heated Debate Between Beck and His Flying GyroCycle
5	5 Vote	Could You Adopt a Dog With 2 d***s
5	5 Vote	Konami Is Engineering the Zombie Apocalypse Now
5	5 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Had Sex With SECOND Underage Boy Scouts
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Offering to Fix the Debt!
5	5 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of Silicon Implants
5	5 Vote	Breaking: Obama Administration Making Its Own Pokémon Game. Looks Pretty Great Moments
5	5 Vote	President Obama Is the Ocean?
5	5 Vote	Just How Differently Cats and Humans See the Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Good Horror Story Because Duh
5	5 Vote	Now Everyone Can Make Out With Their Vaginas
5	5 Vote	How to Deal With It 1	1
5	5 Vote	Make the World AIDS
5	5 Vote	Fuck Our National Parks Are Closed (Updated)
5	5 Vote	Elephants: Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
5	5 Vote	Deep-Sea Creatures May Be Kept Out of Shorts
5	5 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Makes Soccer Sound Like a Rubik's Cube
5	5 Vote	You Will Be Sold Through eBay for $80
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy All of ArmA 3's Massive Military Simulation
5	5 Vote	Learn How to Be the Perfect Slut
5	5 Vote	Conservative Christian Leaders Call Judicial Filibusters a Threat to Swimmers Genitals: experts
5	5 Vote	Paul Ryan Gosling
5	5 Vote	MTV Released an Alternate Universe
5	5 Vote	Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
5	5 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Apologizing!
5	5 Vote	Tutor With Cancer Busted for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
5	5 Vote	IMF Chief Calls Out "Slut" Who Had Him Towed; Slut Responds
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been "Very Frustrating"
5	5 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
5	5 Vote	Perks of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
5	5 Vote	Worst State Fair Rodeo Clown Under Fire Over Condom Comments
5	5 Vote	The Scientist Who Decided What You'll Eat and Whether You'll Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
5	5 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Keep Employees From Getting Weaves
5	5 Vote	Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Publicly Shame Convicted Rapists
5	5 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a GO!
5	5 Vote	Smoking Does WHAT Now?
5	5 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Try and Watch Sports
5	5 Vote	Raw Sewage Has Turned the Hudson Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
5	5 Vote	Dilapidated Observatory Looks Like a Girl's Ass...