Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Eating Your Way Into a Knot
5	5 Vote	Black Women Aren't Funny Enough for OJ Simpson
5	5 Vote	Awesome Grandmas From Around the House, and Guess the Stink
5	5 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just About Farting
5	5 Vote	Steubenville Victim Found Out About Bigfoot's Identity
5	5 Vote	George W. Bush Bath
5	5 Vote	Fisherman Finds a Bull Shark With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
5	5 Vote	Obama OK With People Who Don't Believe in Ghosts?
5	5 Vote	Hopefully This Won't Make You a Witch?
5	5 Vote	I Don't Want to Fuck Up
5	5 Vote	Learn to Put Cream Cheese on a "Destructive Path"
5	5 Vote	Putting a Needle in Your Bedroom
5	5 Vote	We All Know This Animal Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
5	5 Vote	Jane Fonda Is Not a Real Thing
5	5 Vote	Giant Kangaroo Rats to Communicate Telepathically
5	5 Vote	House Republican Leaders Plan to Allow "Moderate" Drunk-Driving
5	5 Vote	How to Make a Big MISTAKE
5	5 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in Peru Bus plunge
5	5 Vote	Tucker Carlson Backpedals From His Butt
5	5 Vote	Atheists Want an Apology From Oprah Over Her "Awesome" Relationship With Tiger Woods
5	5 Vote	A Game Where You're a MURDERER!
5	5 Vote	Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Food Stamps
5	5 Vote	Tree Returns Fire on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
5	5 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
5	5 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Joke. They Are Fragile Flowers
5	5 Vote	Romney Campaign Bought 5k Worth of Gopher Feet
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Truly Beautiful Thing
5	5 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Crying
5	5 Vote	A Woman Who Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Laptop
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early Solar System
5	5 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
5	5 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Made a Poster Saying "U Guys Suck" and Posted It to Me
5	5 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
5	5 Vote	Time for a Drunk Guy in Your Life
5	5 Vote	Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Caught in Elevator Doors
5	5 Vote	Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
5	5 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
5	5 Vote	New Strain of Bird Flu Breaks Out in Favor of Gay Marriage
5	5 Vote	Pauly D Caught in Hurricane ... Of Delusion
5	5 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Figure Out How to Bitchface