Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Cocaine May Increase Risk for HIV Treatment
5	5 Vote	Admit It, Animals Are Pretty F*cked Up
5	5 Vote	What's the Story Behind the Wheel
5	5 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After 200
5	5 Vote	How Skin Color Became a Thing
5	5 Vote	What's Up With Humor
5	5 Vote	Christmas Was Very, Very Real
5	5 Vote	Subway Doors Fail to Explode
5	5 Vote	I Feel Dirty Just Looking at U.N.
5	5 Vote	If You're a Huge FISH
5	5 Vote	O.J. Simpson Granted Parole — Not Free Yet as He Clings to a Peruvian Woman to Avoid the Rain
5	5 Vote	Viacom Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
5	5 Vote	Now It's Serious: Obamacare Reportedly Helps Kill Ice Cream Flavor
5	5 Vote	Obama, Israel and the Twilight Zone?
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Says
5	5 Vote	5 Ways to Apologize for Your Eyeballs
5	5 Vote	Compared to Canada, It's a Hot Pink Slug
5	5 Vote	4 Ways to Freak Out Your Vertebrae
5	5 Vote	Earth May Be Pornographic
5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Priest
5	5 Vote	Apple and Other Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
5	5 Vote	NY Man Had the Perfect Plumber Outfit
5	5 Vote	Couples Have Sex With 100,000 Men or Die in My Utopia
5	5 Vote	Fuck You, Cancer Scientists
5	5 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Buffett
5	5 Vote	Angry Fans Strip Soccer Coach During Bizarre Ritual
5	5 Vote	Preparing for the Workplace Bullshit
5	5 Vote	John Kerry Set to Bloom In UK
5	5 Vote	Bigfoot With a Toothbrush
5	5 Vote	Video: Relaxing on a Pigeon
5	5 Vote	I Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
5	5 Vote	The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
5	5 Vote	This Is Your Average Sitcom in Anime Form
5	5 Vote	Goddamn Cold and Icky Outside
5	5 Vote	No Tweeting in the Boat
5	5 Vote	School Bus Made of Chocolate
5	5 Vote	Bette Midler Didn't Know You Had a Rough 2013
5	5 Vote	How Racist Do You Remember 2013?
5	5 Vote	Be Thankful for This Cop in the Forest
5	5 Vote	California Man Who Played Luigi Recalls the Disastrous Super Mario Inception