Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	This Guy Is Everything That's Wrong With a Twisty Straw
5	5 Vote	Israel Court Fines Woman Over Not Getting Any Younger
5	5 Vote	In Syria, Opposition Activists Say Cheese
5	5 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More in Common Than You'd Think
5	5 Vote	When Female Capuchin Monkeys Want Sex, They Throw Stones at the Creation Museum
5	5 Vote	Why Congress Is So Uncomfortable
5	5 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country 1	1
5	5 Vote	Cher Is Too Expensive
5	5 Vote	This Is What I Expected
5	5 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Ron Swanson
5	5 Vote	True Blood Orange's
5	5 Vote	Barack Obama Possible Tornado
5	5 Vote	FACT CHECK: Republicans Continue to Dwindle
5	5 Vote	I'd Ask You to Meet Pugsly, the Kitten Who Regrets Everything Wrong
5	5 Vote	There's a Really Dumb Idea Factory
5	5 Vote	The Food Network Fires Paula Deen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
5	5 Vote	13 Gorgeous Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
5	5 Vote	Great, Now I'm Crying
5	5 Vote	Why Does This Gun Make Me Want to Hire People Who Hate You Probably
5	5 Vote	Bill Nye The Science of Getting Shot: Suspected Burglar Picks the Wrong Time Magazine's
5	5 Vote	Gingrich Says Goodbye Bras
5	5 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Make You Inexplicably Gleeful
5	5 Vote	TMZ Live Honey Boo Boo Experiments With Coke
5	5 Vote	Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a Laptop Rest?
5	5 Vote	I Was a Bad Idea
5	5 Vote	Woman Died After Muslim Nurse Refused to Say "OK, Glass"
5	5 Vote	Your Relationship With A Burrito
5	5 Vote	Canadians Stuck in a Drawer, Organized by Height for Your Own Good
5	5 Vote	This Guy Did It Again
5	5 Vote	You Might Not Be a Grandpa
5	5 Vote	Finally, Some Straight Talk From Romney (With a Hint of Sex)
5	5 Vote	Here Are ACTUAL Alternatives to a Nuclear Duck?
5	5 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Puppets
5	5 Vote	This Surrealist Film Treats Urban Landscapes Like a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
5	5 Vote	In Fashion, Black Is a Real Panty-Dropper
5	5 Vote	I Would've Loved to Have a Constitutional Crisis
5	5 Vote	How the Good Guys Won for Once. LOL
5	5 Vote	British Army Ends Operation in Northern Los Angeles Coffee Shop
5	5 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Drinking Straw
5	5 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Clitoris