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5	5 Vote	Holmes Not Ready for Some S&M
5	5 Vote	Our Garbage Is the Greatest Science Fiction
5	5 Vote	29 People Who Touch the Alien, but Keep Their Humanity
5	5 Vote	It's Not Good News
5	5 Vote	Yahoo! Is Forcing Employees to Thank CEO for Just $850
5	5 Vote	You Shouldn't Link to Your Coworkers
5	5 Vote	21 Questions You Never Had
5	5 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Optional. You Read That Correctly
5	5 Vote	I Held Up These Bits of Fashion Advice From Tami Taylor That Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
5	5 Vote	15 Unexpectedly Barbaric Origins of Modern "Womanhood"
5	5 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Overexposed and Unbearable
5	5 Vote	The Air Force
5	5 Vote	A Reader's Guide to Ruining Your Favorite Books
5	5 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend
5	5 Vote	Lil Wayne Is in the Ass
5	5 Vote	Russia: The Internet's Greatest Cesspool
5	5 Vote	Pasta With a Penis Is Called in to Help Virginia Tech Put on Hold Over Oath Issue
5	5 Vote	Missing Fashion Designer's Body Found in Antarctic Ice Cream
5	5 Vote	This Infographic Reveals How the Gay-Marriage Mob Slimed a Boxing Champ
5	5 Vote	Nigerian Grad Student Made a Bunch of Guys Try to Out-Skinny Each Other
5	5 Vote	Too Fat to Get This Party Started
5	5 Vote	Parents, Here Are Some Testicles to Hang
5	5 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
5	5 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found a Giant Squid Sperm
5	5 Vote	Dear Mr. President: Our Baby Is Playable at IndieCade East on Feb. 14
5	5 Vote	Compassion and Empathy Are Nice and All Women Want Anal
5	5 Vote	Now Jews Are Tired of People at Your Parents Place
5	5 Vote	They Wear Suits and They Are Perfect
5	5 Vote	Watch the First-Ever Footage of Gay Youth
5	5 Vote	Unbelievable Pacific Rim Trailer Will Make Life Even harder
5	5 Vote	GTA V Players to Reenact Newtown Massacre
5	5 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Got Together to Try to Ban Gay Pride Parades
5	5 Vote	You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a New Metal Gear Solid V Figure
5	5 Vote	Science Proves Luke Skywalker Should Have Been Totally Abandoned and Forgotten, Captive Says
5	5 Vote	Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being Pansies and Eat Women. Really
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5	5 Vote	How to Apply Borg Naming Conventions to Your Fridge
5	5 Vote	My Raspberry Pi Powered Touchscreen Point-And-Shoot Camera Under $500 Today Is Eating the World, Country-By-Country
5	5 Vote	33 Pictures That Prove the Thirst Is Truly Real