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Pasta With a Penis Is Called in to Help Virginia Tech Put on Hold Over Oath Issue

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2014-03-17

2014-03-17

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    Virginia Tech put on lockdown after two shot dead on campus
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    Pasta With A Side of Foot
    CollegeHumor CollegeHumor
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    How Genitals Got Their Names, or Why a Penis Is Called a Pizzle
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    Halliburton Loses Radioactive Rod, The National Guard Is Called In to Help
    NPR Two Way NPR Two Way
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    Console Port Of The Witcher Put On Hold
    Giant Bomb Giant Bomb
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    Suu Kyi, party put Myanmar parliament debut on hold over oath issue
    CNN CNN

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