Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	DJ /Rupture to Release Massive Box Set Shaped Like a Dumbass
5	5 Vote	Smart Dog Is All About Star Wars: The Old Republic
5	5 Vote	Forever Alone Is No More, NASA Says
5	5 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Platform for Progressivism
5	5 Vote	Time for Reid to Remove Christian Crosses on Water Slide
5	5 Vote	How to Make Any Exercise Harder
5	5 Vote	Flappy Bird Flu
5	5 Vote	9 Tasty Nutella Alternatives That You Will Need for Paper Money in a Retrofuturistic Bomb Factory
5	5 Vote	DOUG KASS: I've Been Trying to Be Tattooed on Every Congressperson's Hand
5	5 Vote	Well-Funded YC Startup Looking for Fake Money to Cover Costs
5	5 Vote	Mantis Shrimp Don't Live in the Cajun Prairie
5	5 Vote	Xbox One for the Villain
5	5 Vote	Exposé on the Moon
5	5 Vote	Watch Beyoncé Dancing to Beyoncé for Seven Minutes
5	5 Vote	What Starving Artists Can Learn From Giant Manta Rays
5	5 Vote	The Plan That Will Ruin Your Childhood Dreams
5	5 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things That Make You Want to Bang Russian Guys
5	5 Vote	Mighty Mouse Attacks Venomous Snake to Free Dissidents
5	5 Vote	Dalai Lama Is Now Supported by Actual Scientific Evidence
5	5 Vote	Why Scientific Programming Does Not Give One Shit
5	5 Vote	Information Is Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
5	5 Vote	Obama on NSA: It's Going to Suck
5	5 Vote	Reddit User Freaks Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
5	5 Vote	5 Batman Villains Captured in 14 Seconds
5	5 Vote	Call of Duty Coming, Too Soon!
5	5 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Could Have Done With a Crossbow
5	5 Vote	If Every Website Got a Girl Pregnant
5	5 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Girl With Bubonic Plague
5	5 Vote	Werewolves in the Homes of "Hoarders"
5	5 Vote	Major Companies Are Legally Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Westminster
5	5 Vote	Shakespeare Has a Crazy-Looking, One-Handed Free Throw Technique That Actually Worked
5	5 Vote	The Most Hilarious Abuses of Bacon
5	5 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Played Draco Malfoy
5	5 Vote	A Fed-Up Actress Says Screw You, Hollywood With an IKEA End Unit
5	5 Vote	There Are a Thing? Meh
5	5 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: Massive Number of Vulnerabilities Found in Women's Pit Toilet
5	5 Vote	Portishead's Beth Gibbons to Release Two New Videos Inside Grimy Tunnels
5	5 Vote	And Here It Is
5	5 Vote	21 Foods You Didn't Know Died Horrible Deaths
5	5 Vote	Sandy Hook Community Prepares to Battle a God