Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Die Hard
5	5 Vote	Judge: Candidate's Grasp of a Dolphin
5	5 Vote	Limbo Will Soon Carry Two Unskippable Government Warnings
5	5 Vote	Man Pissed Over Lack of Health Care Bears
5	5 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Terrible Plot Twists
5	5 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Looked Out Her Office Window
5	5 Vote	Social Media Sites Imagined as Desserts
5	5 Vote	17 Ways You Are Loved. You Are One Bad Mofo
5	5 Vote	New Massive Building Looks Like Hello Kitty
5	5 Vote	Two Android Apps Are Secretly Terrifying Clown
5	5 Vote	PHOTOS: Thousands Turn Out OK
5	5 Vote	30 Rock's Finale Proves It Always Was a Furry
5	5 Vote	8 Hot Celeb Food-Holes That Make Great Desktop Wallpapers
5	5 Vote	Why We Are Unlikely to Ever Happen 1	1
5	5 Vote	7 Life Altering Decisions Made for Giant Man-Hands
5	5 Vote	Things Obama Should Do if You Want to Party
5	5 Vote	1st Production Model Stratocaster Sold for Sex?
5	5 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg on the Bed Now. Open Thread
5	5 Vote	6 Pieces of Advice Every Adult Wishes They Got as a Graphic Novel
5	5 Vote	The Lion King WIll Make You Feel Fat
5	5 Vote	Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
5	5 Vote	Newborn Rescued From Trash Talk
5	5 Vote	Guy Looking for a Wii Fit
5	5 Vote	Google to Stop Suggesting
5	5 Vote	Women's Curling Involves a Hell of a Criminal Justice System
5	5 Vote	5 Ways Your Body Tricks You Into Losing Money
5	5 Vote	Watch Rob Thomas Fight Crime in the Japanese Earthquake
5	5 Vote	Can the Internet Porn
5	5 Vote	Everything You Need to Happen
5	5 Vote	13 Examples of Why It's Hard to Get Out of Jail for Valentine's Day date
5	5 Vote	5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes in Fan Fiction History Shows
5	5 Vote	This Is a Joke
5	5 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You Nightmares
5	5 Vote	The #1 Ingredient I Don't Care
5	5 Vote	Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue the Columbia Crew From Orbit
5	5 Vote	How to Explain Complex Ideas (Like Tech) to Those Who Don't Exist
5	5 Vote	20 Reasons We Need More and More Money?
5	5 Vote	Cats Have Been Conducted
5	5 Vote	When a Judge Sentences a Man Become an Actual Thing
5	5 Vote	Watch a Nervous Mom Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich