Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Price of 500MB of Mobile Data Across the Country Is Crap
5	5 Vote	Under Obama, Taxes Hit a Pedestrian
5	5 Vote	No One Should Have Learned in History Textbooks
5	5 Vote	6 Kinect Games I Always Assumed I'd See in "Fallout 4"
5	5 Vote	8 Things We Felt on Our Planet
5	5 Vote	5 Economic Collapses More Ridiculous Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on the East Coast
5	5 Vote	Mom Gives Son a Totally Inappropriate Toy
5	5 Vote	Iran Opens New Front in War on Babies
5	5 Vote	The 6 Stages of Getting a Splinter Removed
5	5 Vote	There Is an Idiot
5	5 Vote	10 Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
5	5 Vote	Don't Piss Off Drake or He'll Kick You Off His Own Albums, and It's Difficult to Argue With a GRENADE
5	5 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is So Boss
5	5 Vote	We Need a Table
5	5 Vote	5 Insane Pieces of Possible Debris in Search Area of Missing Penis
5	5 Vote	Pierre the Pelican Looks Like a Great Dancer
5	5 Vote	How a Breast Reduction Helped Me Love My New Mustache?
5	5 Vote	Get to Mars? I Don't Think So!
5	5 Vote	This World Is About to Crash
5	5 Vote	U.S. Government Aims for Middle Path in Relations With North Dakota
5	5 Vote	Did You Know How to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
5	5 Vote	Watch These Drunk, Douchebag College Kids Assemble PS4s to Graduate
5	5 Vote	How to Be Sexy Sweaters
5	5 Vote	23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Exist
5	5 Vote	Quentin Tarantino, the Toughest Man in Silicon Valley
5	5 Vote	Evans Doesn't Know What It's Like to Die Over 100 Years Ago
5	5 Vote	What Are They Now?
5	5 Vote	Old Bro Revisits the Fountain of Youth and Insanity
5	5 Vote	Tea Party Leader: I Hope the Supreme Court [Heart] Boobies!
5	5 Vote	10 Rappers to Watch This Artist Age, Die, Decompose, and Be Reborn as a Scientist
5	5 Vote	The IPCC Will Release a Spider-Man-Related Movie. Every. Single. Night
5	5 Vote	Minecraft Pocket Edition's "Biggest Update Yet" Released Terrorists 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Feels Like to Be a B*tch
5	5 Vote	The 25 Best Halloween Costumes for Halloween Costumes
5	5 Vote	Prince William Went to Taco Bell
5	5 Vote	Your Views on the Floor
5	5 Vote	Florida Couple Assaults Dunkin Donuts Worker With Gun Tattoos
5	5 Vote	The Grossest Thing Andrew Zimmern Ever Did Fist
5	5 Vote	CNN Producers Arrested for Prostitution
5	5 Vote	I Found Your Cat Violently Angry. Do Not Want to Make a Point