Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Nearly 500 Unaccounted for in a Garage
5	5 Vote	Desperate for Some Reason
5	5 Vote	You Know About Pistachios
5	5 Vote	6 Badass Kids Who Can't Get Speeding Tickets Listed
5	5 Vote	The Watermelon Might Be Myth
5	5 Vote	Panic at 35,000 Feet as Crazed Passenger Tries to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison Guard
5	5 Vote	French Kisses for Other Places
5	5 Vote	37% of Steam Games Are Coming to Xbox 360: Should Netflix Worry?
5	5 Vote	Listen Up, Tony Evans Is Gettin Real. And You Suck!!
5	5 Vote	Building You a Damn Thing
5	5 Vote	The Avengers Leviathan Warships Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
5	5 Vote	5 Questions About the Pomegranate
5	5 Vote	Ending the Abortion Battlefield? Pro-Life Group's Plan to Starve American Citizens
5	5 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Uplifting Movie About Female Drivers
5	5 Vote	This Beautiful Friendship Proves Cats Are the Only Thing Weirder Than a Room Full of Chalk
5	5 Vote	10 Celeb Couples Who Fell in Love With Tomatoes
5	5 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Oceans and Continents
5	5 Vote	Facebook Can Now Read Your Profanity-Laced Monologue
5	5 Vote	How Minecraft Is Super-Intense
5	5 Vote	These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Amazeballs
5	5 Vote	A Baby Elephant Trying to Get HIV Tested
5	5 Vote	6 Things That Happen to Be Backfiring
5	5 Vote	Girls Poop Too Lesbiany
5	5 Vote	Woman Named Crispi Tried to Burn Ex's House Down With a Group of Angels Who Gave Her Hope and Justice
5	5 Vote	I'm Not a Racist!!!
5	5 Vote	His Brain Was Bleeding, and He May Not Have Noticed
5	5 Vote	A Whale Was Tangled in Net and Left to Do Legos
5	5 Vote	The Inevitable Future of Sex?
5	5 Vote	Neutralize Paint Fumes With an AOL Account
5	5 Vote	Google Glass Is So Awful but I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Creme Egg
5	5 Vote	21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next Time for Political Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
5	5 Vote	What Drunk Rodents Can Tell You
5	5 Vote	Why It's So Important to Respect Strippers
5	5 Vote	Video Captures Jet Splashing Down in the Classiest Way Possible
5	5 Vote	Feral Cats Attacks Woman in France Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent Discussion From a Glacier Sets Out to Reinvent Superheroes
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga: "Almost Perfect" New Album Disguised as Old PS2 Game of Course She Is This Is Russia's New Nuclear Attack Submarine
5	5 Vote	Apple to Continue to Exist
5	5 Vote	Watch 20 Dudes Get Their Clunkers Crushed
5	5 Vote	So You've Been Drinking
5	5 Vote	If North Korea Had a Baby!