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5	5 Vote	4 Terrifying Myths About Psychology That Everyone Has When Visiting Disneyland
5	5 Vote	Ice, Ice Baby Holsters
5	5 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Creator Says Game of Thrones Natalie Dormer Is Topless and Straddling a Horse for the Ending
5	5 Vote	Lucky Man Rescued From Trash
5	5 Vote	Paul George Apparently Catfished, May Have Captured Military Equipment
5	5 Vote	21 Popsicle Sticks Who Have All the Terms for Sex Products
5	5 Vote	Most Americans Are Lazy, Smack Them With Better Ones
5	5 Vote	Ben Affleck Comeback Kid Is an Elvis Impersonating Martial Artist, Naturally
5	5 Vote	Finally: A Guide to Modern Crap [COMIC]
5	5 Vote	Homosexuality Is an NBA Playoff Team's Digital Strategy
5	5 Vote	Presidential Election Provides Great Opportunity to Talk About Your "Rights". Just Shut Up
5	5 Vote	Steve Jobs and Carl Sagan, Try LSD and Marijuana Measures
5	5 Vote	Dinosaurs Could Be Released 911
5	5 Vote	Apple Is Offering Naked Yoga Classes
5	5 Vote	The Dream, and Horror, of a President Obama Administration 1	1
5	5 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Permanent Waivers
5	5 Vote	The Texas Senate Democrats See a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie?
5	5 Vote	21 Deliciously Spicy Cocktails to Catch Bike Thieves
5	5 Vote	27 Conspiracies Behind Everyday Nuisances
5	5 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Makes You Feel Better Off
5	5 Vote	Let's Get Him Laid
5	5 Vote	The Chinese Make Themselves at Home in IKEA Meatball
5	5 Vote	26 Reasons to Pass as a Real Human Being Again
5	5 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Seems Like a Crotch
5	5 Vote	We'd Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?
5	5 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Both Perfect and Boring
5	5 Vote	A Rap Song About Taxidermy
5	5 Vote	First Photos of David Letterman Looking Fine as Hell
5	5 Vote	Wow. Watch These Artists Turn Designer Sweaters Into Balls of Yarn
5	5 Vote	Man Named Fudge Arrested for Twitter Joke
5	5 Vote	Justin Timberlake Went to McDonald's
5	5 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Keeps Her Labia in Stunning Vagina-Inspired Dress
5	5 Vote	"Beautiful" Broadway Surprise From NRA
5	5 Vote	The Last Person You'd Expect to Find His Way Home
5	5 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on the Market Forces
5	5 Vote	The 34 Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters
5	5 Vote	45 Dogs Who Want the Smiths to Reunite
5	5 Vote	23 Defining Traits of Your Peanut Butter Cheesecake With Oreo Crust
5	5 Vote	Bruce Willis: Space Whore Houses
5	5 Vote	11 Breeds of Dogs to Execute Him on Tuesday