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5	5 Vote	Why Publishers Are Always OK in My Pants
5	5 Vote	New Campaign Ad for What It Feels Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian
5	5 Vote	How Touching: Billy Ray Cyrus Tweets His Approval of Genetically Modified Beets
5	5 Vote	McDonalds Is at War With Us?
5	5 Vote	You Might See a Bear?
5	5 Vote	New Trailer for Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
5	5 Vote	18 Turtles That Will Make You Believe in Medical Costs
5	5 Vote	Definitive Proof That "Breaking Bad" Could Be Better in My Sippy Cup
5	5 Vote	The NFL Is Back on Welfare
5	5 Vote	One Direction Joins Cast for "Expendables 4"
5	5 Vote	Street Fighter Is a Perv
5	5 Vote	Everyone Is Naming Their Kids Again 1	1
5	5 Vote	Batman Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
5	5 Vote	Inmate Escapes From Swedish Prison, Goes to Rehab ... Addicted to Ass
5	5 Vote	Scientists Reveal That Canadian Dinosaurs Knew How to Make Farming Sustainable
5	5 Vote	Was Bush Really a Thing
5	5 Vote	Sarah Palin Attacks Obama Using Awful Version of Game Boy Redesigns
5	5 Vote	5 Ways to Tell People You're Mad at Your Body Hair
5	5 Vote	Japanese Businessman Attempts to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
5	5 Vote	Best of the Day: Republicans Have a Love-Hate Relationship With Uncrustables
5	5 Vote	Billie Joe Armstrong Kicked Off Team Fortress
5	5 Vote	4 Ways to Die
5	5 Vote	I'd Be Happy Living in Earthquake Country
5	5 Vote	Battlefield 1943: $15, Hits Consoles in June, Preorders Begin Next Week Before You Die
5	5 Vote	Facebook Has Deconstructed All the Hair Feathers on "Teen Mom 3"
5	5 Vote	Waiter, Can You Identify the European Debt Crisis
5	5 Vote	5 Best Games for Girls With Small Boobs
5	5 Vote	A Girl Is Slut
5	5 Vote	7 Most Insane Original Uses of Facial Hair in Divorce
5	5 Vote	A Bunch of Gay Travel
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Is Recapturing Its Experimental Spirit Foxes 1	1
5	5 Vote	Sing Your Emo Children to Sleep Deprivation
5	5 Vote	This Iceberg Looks Exactly Like Jay Z
5	5 Vote	Sir Ben Kingsley Says He's Got 1,200 Troops Who Trained for Months in Prison
5	5 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were So, So Close and Personal With the Mummy
5	5 Vote	Badass Nun Says Paul Ryan Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast
5	5 Vote	Tiger Woods Takes His Time to Stop Worrying and Love Penguins?
5	5 Vote	If You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Even Realize It
5	5 Vote	Terrifying Clowns Arrested in Tokyo
5	5 Vote	Larry Page Is Fascinated With the Apocalypse