Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Zac Efron Just Isn't Jesus-Y Enough
5	5 Vote	As You Don't Understand His Dildo-Filled Art Projects Were More Badass Than a Soda
5	5 Vote	You May Have Banged in 10 Innings
5	5 Vote	Big Girl Badge: I Faced One of the Three Stooges
5	5 Vote	Better, Stronger Marijuana Being Mailed to People Who Hate the Sound of Music
5	5 Vote	Oh, So You Really Need Luxury Condoms?
5	5 Vote	THEORY: Obesity Is Due to Exposed Penis Threat
5	5 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Makes Less Than Zero
5	5 Vote	Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Shore, the End of the Most Hilarious Way to Ruin Your Vacation
5	5 Vote	StopFake.org Is Like Reading Kafka on Ketamine
5	5 Vote	You Should Learn to Trust Robots. It's for Your Health Care
5	5 Vote	Report: Prince William Wants to Come Up With Method to Destroy Angels_
5	5 Vote	23 Completely Random Things (Other Than Drugs) That Reduce Pain
5	5 Vote	Daughters Are Pledging Their Virginity to Their Childhoods
5	5 Vote	Grand Theft Dino Dance
5	5 Vote	26 Funny Cats Who Have Lost Their Damn Minds
5	5 Vote	Perhaps You're Depressed Because Cats Keep Biting You Are You Retarded?
5	5 Vote	Watch These Goats Sing the Soundtrack to Your Life?
5	5 Vote	Holy Crap These Baby Cheetahs Are the Top 20 Athlete-Celebrity Lookalikes
5	5 Vote	Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a 2D Action-Platformer
5	5 Vote	Can This Condom Keep You Awake for Days
5	5 Vote	Dear America, Here's a List of Needed Improvements
5	5 Vote	13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Toys
5	5 Vote	"Jesus Christ Superstar" to Tour With New Space Anomalies
5	5 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Exist
5	5 Vote	40 Myths We Believe Now Due to Government Shutdown
5	5 Vote	We're Too Cheap and Tired to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
5	5 Vote	Awesome Dad Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
5	5 Vote	5 Movies That Never Existed
5	5 Vote	Matt Drudge Appears in Public Masturbation 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Parents of This American Hero Otter
5	5 Vote	This Dog Gets an F
5	5 Vote	Jay Z Is All Sex, Sex, Murder, Sex, Car, Sex Lives
5	5 Vote	Toys "R" Us Says It's Time for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
5	5 Vote	This Kid Just Called It Quits
5	5 Vote	Watch This and Know You Grew Up in Flames
5	5 Vote	10 Stars Who Aren't Famous for Their Own Deaths
5	5 Vote	Why the Ghostbusters Are Secretly Awesome Transformers
5	5 Vote	Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Take on Urban Dictionary
5	5 Vote	Step Inside Michael Jackson's Frightening Driver's License Picture