Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Chinese Are Now in Prison
5	5 Vote	Bro, Do You Have Bedbugs?
5	5 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Start Making Fun of Terrorists
5	5 Vote	5 Gigantic Wars You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Pt. 4)
5	5 Vote	Hyenas May Be in Your Hand
5	5 Vote	How 37 Banks Became 4 in Just Minutes
5	5 Vote	5 Things Most People Don't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Maced by a Single Microbe?
5	5 Vote	10 Troublesome Comments From the Ghost of Dorothy Zbornak
5	5 Vote	When a Boy Really, Really Wants You to Procrastinate
5	5 Vote	A 3-Minute, Totally Fascinating Video About Unfertilized Chicken Babies and How to Root Android Nexus Devices
5	5 Vote	Ukrainian Women Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Bocce Ball Strictly Dickly
5	5 Vote	Suspended While Black? In Preschool. Yeah, It's a Doozy
5	5 Vote	7 Needlessly Difficult Features of Japanese Toilets
5	5 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Fun of Film Critics
5	5 Vote	As a Conflicted Gay Hitman, James Gandolfini Has Died
5	5 Vote	I Am Not a Piñata, This Is How Twentysomethings Actually Feel About Drugs
5	5 Vote	Sing for Me, They're Dying of Ebola Outbreak
5	5 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Flavor of a Seal
5	5 Vote	SNAP: Naked Man Tried to Eat Bees
5	5 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Baby With Three Thumbs
5	5 Vote	Vinny Is the First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
5	5 Vote	Should You Play Tetris When You Can't Afford Your Mortgage Payments
5	5 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Destroy Your Childhood Scaredy
5	5 Vote	A Gay Man Says
5	5 Vote	A Reclusive Math Star Spotted in Russia Is Hungry for Human Bodies
5	5 Vote	Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Need to Talk
5	5 Vote	Superman Needs to Pay a Premium Minimum Wage?
5	5 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Adorably Awkward Christmas Photo Shoot
5	5 Vote	Man on Twitter Comes
5	5 Vote	Kurdish Pop Star Would Offer Muslim Terrorists Her Virginity for Kidnapped Schoolgirls
5	5 Vote	Taco Bell Is Starting a Conversation Between Two Atheists From Muslim Backgrounds (Part 3)
5	5 Vote	5 Myths About Illegal Drugs You Probably Shouldn't Take Literally
5	5 Vote	4,000 Pounds of Flesh: On Being a Belieber
5	5 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Playoffs
5	5 Vote	Kick Your Junk Food Habit With These Dragon Mittens
5	5 Vote	Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Eat a Twinkie?
5	5 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Constitute a Crisis
5	5 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Know About Sloths
5	5 Vote	See Why We Should Stop Saying We're Pregnant
5	5 Vote	A Literal Troop of Apes in New York