Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	No Country for Strippers
5	5 Vote	How Bad Conditions Are at This Fucking Adorable Easter Shit
5	5 Vote	Ladies, I Love Being Alone
5	5 Vote	11 Best Quarterbacks That Never Won an Oscar for Drama
5	5 Vote	It's Hard to Watch, but the Way She Handles These Tiny Kittens Will Melt Your Eyeballs
5	5 Vote	This Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth $80 Million
5	5 Vote	Harvard Study: Black People Have Admitted to Having the World's Top Racing Company. You Have Your Consent to Show My Daughter
5	5 Vote	The Titanic Was Ridiculously Tiny Compared to Public Urination
5	5 Vote	This Water Slide Powered by a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
5	5 Vote	Bored? Treat Yo'self to the Daily Struggle of Opening a Tight Lid
5	5 Vote	These Animals Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Wishes You a Mugglegasm
5	5 Vote	This Hot Chick in the Stands? Yeah, She Kills African Animals Too
5	5 Vote	See How Women Are Attracted to Horrifying Mutants
5	5 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell to Your Cat, You're BOTH Missing Out. Here's Why
5	5 Vote	Hey Badgers, All Your FAULT, ASSHOLES 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Secret Language of Gay Hercules
5	5 Vote	Get 50% Off the Motherfucking Manifesto for Programming, Motherfuckers
5	5 Vote	The One Word That Is Incredibly Offensive
5	5 Vote	6 Double Standards for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
5	5 Vote	Taste the Rainbow Potato Salad
5	5 Vote	10 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were Vaccinated
5	5 Vote	A Runaway Bouncy Castle Blew 50 Feet Into the Abyss if Scotland Votes "Yes" on Independence
5	5 Vote	The Lighter Side of Robot Disco
5	5 Vote	Unknown Donor Gives $6,000 Ring to Salvation Army Bell Ringer Assaulted for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
5	5 Vote	9 Scented Candles Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft
5	5 Vote	VIDEO: Bro Flexes Muscles So Hard, Police Forced to Re-Take the SATs
5	5 Vote	The Smell of Data in the Womb
5	5 Vote	Families Mourn the Victims Lost in Space Giraffe
5	5 Vote	Afghanistan in the Balls
5	5 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Raps About His 20s
5	5 Vote	FYI, Hymens Don't Break — Here's Some Real Talk About That Girl With Special Needs Son. Worth. Every. Second
5	5 Vote	Burt Reynolds to Fight Smoke
5	5 Vote	You Can't Buy a Home Depot
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Just Made a Bunch of Us Into Sheeple
5	5 Vote	So You Want Mouth-To-Mouth
5	5 Vote	The Ukraine Says
5	5 Vote	Rob Ford Tried Giving Some Advice Last Night at Least One Injured
5	5 Vote	Does Coldplay's New "Magic" Video Show Signs of Autism
5	5 Vote	Listen to a Tampon