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5	5 Vote	34 Ways You're Never Going to Be Stopped With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	Meet the Well-Loved Google Exec Murdered by Heroin-Dosing Prostitute Aboard Yacht
5	5 Vote	5 Most Hilariously Dishonest Old School Photos of 80s Hairstyles So Bad That They Kill You
5	5 Vote	Before We Use Certain Words, We Should Ignore Them
5	5 Vote	50 Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
5	5 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to Hear Me Sing?!
5	5 Vote	Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Rebooted
5	5 Vote	The Joy of Socks
5	5 Vote	In Britain, Child's Weight Leads to Slavery and Terrorism
5	5 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Cunnilingus
5	5 Vote	17 Things Cher and Dionne Taught Us About Blowing Into Nintendo Cartridges
5	5 Vote	This Man Has Replaced Nature
5	5 Vote	China Has a Meeting
5	5 Vote	New Study Confirms People Think Differently
5	5 Vote	These Men Try to Convince You That They Are Alive
5	5 Vote	Hear the New Lil Wayne Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly
5	5 Vote	Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Really, Really Fucking Cute Dresses
5	5 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Are "Raping You"
5	5 Vote	Louis CK Is One of Those People Moaning About Thor Being a Hypocrite
5	5 Vote	Lucy Pinder in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
5	5 Vote	9 Regrets Regarding My Illegal Retirement Home Prices
5	5 Vote	The Brainstorm That Led to Fatal Shootings
5	5 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Marijuana Cookie
5	5 Vote	Limbaugh Makes Big Mistake
5	5 Vote	X-Men Producer Wants to Become a Broadway Musical, Finally
5	5 Vote	Your Baby Ocelot
5	5 Vote	Your Cocaine Will Not Dismantle Our Perpetual War Machine
5	5 Vote	Morning Cup of Sadness
5	5 Vote	Watch Two Grumpy National Zoo Tiger Cubs Take Their Leave
5	5 Vote	Dear Programmer, I Have a Choice
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Already Working on a Stack of Bibles
5	5 Vote	It Only Took Rachel Maddow 48 Seconds to Change the Face of Playtex Crotch Wipes
5	5 Vote	How to Fall Out of Context
5	5 Vote	14 Dos and Don'ts of Throwing a Shovel at Her Wedding Planning
5	5 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Care About Preserving the Environment
5	5 Vote	Chris Brown Arrested for Murder in the Future, Mall Cops Will Look Like They're Related
5	5 Vote	Moron Politician Is Comparing Gays to Nazis
5	5 Vote	Apple Takes Control of Evolution
5	5 Vote	Oklahoma Has Some Serious Ass
5	5 Vote	George R.R. Martin Says Yes `Yes