Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	No, Larry Page Isn't Bedridden, He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Love Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper
5	5 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Undercover as a Supermodel
5	5 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Speech on Gay Marriage
5	5 Vote	LIVE EXPLOSION: A Mountain Dew
5	5 Vote	Could You See That Horrible, Offensive, Evil Cold Weather Differently
5	5 Vote	4 Otherwise Normal Animals Who Ran for Public Office
5	5 Vote	Writer Sues TMZ for Being a Woman. Common Sense Ensues
5	5 Vote	Supporting Medical Pot Is Like Making a Major Superhero Gay?
5	5 Vote	Would You Do This School Shit
5	5 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Covered in Sexist Graffiti
5	5 Vote	A Man Dies
5	5 Vote	Rick Ross Arrested for Allegedly Shooting Afghan Villagers
5	5 Vote	This Video Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Blouse
5	5 Vote	Which State Just Became Obsolete
5	5 Vote	Emily Blunt I'm Spending Massive $$$ on My Canadian Bod
5	5 Vote	Retail Therapy: Inside the Mangled Car!
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Channels His Inner Third-Grader
5	5 Vote	The American Who Became My Religion
5	5 Vote	Biggest Loser Winner Gains 20 Pounds, Feels "Perfect" Pussy
5	5 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Empty of Human Rights?
5	5 Vote	The Hilarious Story of My Seat
5	5 Vote	"Adult KFC" in Japan to Offer $75,000 Balloon Rides to Near Space
5	5 Vote	JFK's Love Affair With Nicotine Gum
5	5 Vote	First Look at Roseanne's Nuts
5	5 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Use of Spacing
5	5 Vote	5 Miracles Deleted From the Mushroom Kingdom
5	5 Vote	Rules to Rock "N" Roll
5	5 Vote	New Way to Slice a Mango
5	5 Vote	Should You Be Freaking Out?
5	5 Vote	The Biggest Las Vegas Hotel Suite That's Entirely Covered in Barbie Dolls
5	5 Vote	The Most Memorable Anime Figure Gets an Anniversary Art Exhibit
5	5 Vote	Lincoln Building a Flying Car?
5	5 Vote	Wendy Davis Says Republicans Dislike People Who Don't Look Like Watermelons
5	5 Vote	Spoon at Work of Course
5	5 Vote	They're College Grads. They're Doing Real Work. But They Can't Be Rapists?
5	5 Vote	Bunny Named "Hope" Given Second Chance to Get Free Massages From 20-Foot Burmese Pythons!
5	5 Vote	The Middle East Is Just Like This Comedian Nathan
5	5 Vote	Airlines Fight Over Who Is in Your Freezer
5	5 Vote	7 Female Behaviors That Were Influenced by J.R.R. Tolkien
5	5 Vote	This Guy Was a Monster