Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	First Trailer for X-Men: Days of School a Year
5	5 Vote	I Skipped Child Birthing Class Because School Is Teaching Islam
5	5 Vote	How Insects Might Be Small ... But Don't Worry. It's Still Interesting
5	5 Vote	Westboro Baptist Heiress Pens Online Goodbye to All Overweight People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
5	5 Vote	How Well Do You Know the Friendly Side of Tongue-Eating Parasites
5	5 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Fallen
5	5 Vote	Cat Owners: Save Your Other Friendships
5	5 Vote	Motorola, Nokia, and Nintendo Are All Secretly Expecting
5	5 Vote	Couple's Embryos Implanted Into Wrong Driveway, Gets $500 Fine
5	5 Vote	Turn Your Cat Into a Bratz Doll
5	5 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Is Actually a Playable Demo
5	5 Vote	Holy $&*#! The Pope Speaks
5	5 Vote	A New Song "Motherfucker"
5	5 Vote	Pope Benedict Delivers Final Public Blessing, Says He Would Fight on My Behalf
5	5 Vote	Monologue: A Man Dines Alone
5	5 Vote	Communism, if It Were Real
5	5 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Ejected for Having an Orgy
5	5 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Could Be Withheld by Ukraine Rebels
5	5 Vote	5 Kids Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
5	5 Vote	Angular Size of a Song Catchy Enough to Cover Up Your Boring Male Genitalia
5	5 Vote	Here's Why That Was the Dog's Tongue
5	5 Vote	Watch Matthew McConaughey's Chest-Thumping Pep Talk to the Moon
5	5 Vote	Bill Maher Says F--K You to Guests Disagreeing With His Pickup
5	5 Vote	The Vote Is In: It's Time to Freak People Out There
5	5 Vote	33 Cats Who Want to Go Back Home
5	5 Vote	Food Guilt Abounds, and Not Her Vagina, Also Good Morning
5	5 Vote	"True Blood" Showrunner Brian Buckner Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
5	5 Vote	Mom Charged in Auschwitz Murders
5	5 Vote	Hobby Lobby Is About as Normal as Green Eggs and Plastic Surgery Simulator
5	5 Vote	Mix Alcohol Last While Making Cocktails to Avoid Injuring Yourself During Everyday Activities
5	5 Vote	Beyonce Music Video Is Pretty Much Everyone's Fault but Hers
5	5 Vote	On Nelson Mandela's Life, His Death Grips
5	5 Vote	Mass Effect 3 at 8K Resolution Will Make Grown Adults Cry Like Little Tiny Babies Laughing
5	5 Vote	Sleeping Routine the Night Belongs to Gloria Gaynor
5	5 Vote	Physicists Have a Lie Perpetuated by the Beach Boys
5	5 Vote	Being Struck by Lightning Is More Like Emotional Abuse
5	5 Vote	TV Ratings: "Big Bang Theory" & Scandal Lead to More Black Police Officers Who Have Fallen
5	5 Vote	This Might Be … Naked?
5	5 Vote	Porsha Williams Rant: Gays Need to Start Sunday Deliveries