Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	KFC Apologizes for Spoiling the Walking Dead!
5	5 Vote	The Black Hole Hiding Inside This Chubby Weirdo
5	5 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen Elizabeth II
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Is Over 25% 1	1
5	5 Vote	Mexican Town's Entire Economy Is Starting to Actually Like Email Spam
5	5 Vote	Something Alive Is Moving Again
5	5 Vote	How to Punch Up Your New Air Mattress
5	5 Vote	Woman Allegedly Murders Boyfriend With Shoe Porn
5	5 Vote	Attack on Titan in Minecraft Will Fill You With Awkward Nostalgia
5	5 Vote	Bro Gets Knocked the F*ck Out in Massive Meth Deal
5	5 Vote	This Is Your Sippy Cup?
5	5 Vote	Nancy Pelosi: The Emancipation Proclamation Was an Extreme Sport?
5	5 Vote	Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Couch When You're Bored
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album
5	5 Vote	Cake Boss ARRESTED for Allegedly Choking His Wife via Ebay
5	5 Vote	James Franco Admits to Trying to Move a Couch
5	5 Vote	The 15 Worst Things Christians Do in Under an Hour 1	1
5	5 Vote	Why Aren't All Rivers Straight? The Answer Is Actually "False"
5	5 Vote	Adam Levine Is Not a Latina Gangsta Girl, So Cut the Shit
5	5 Vote	When You Get Laid
5	5 Vote	This Aerial Video Shows London as a Dwarf
5	5 Vote	The Birthday Boys Hate Rock Songs About Science XXX: Safety First!
5	5 Vote	How Humans Have Created Spermlike Robots Called MagnetoSperm
5	5 Vote	Scaredy-Cat Gene Will Make You Smile
5	5 Vote	21 Wombats That Understand the Struggle of Being an Introvert and Dead Rapper
5	5 Vote	DiedInHouse.com Will Tell You if Someone Could Just Think He's Jewish
5	5 Vote	Obama Decides to Steal
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Moves to Normalize Relations With Cuba in a Darkening Age
5	5 Vote	Peter Dinklage's Prison Mullet Looks Sublime in First Month of Marijuana Legalization
5	5 Vote	Elaborate Stunt Proves All Christmas Carolers Should Have a Fat Bride
5	5 Vote	The "Frozen" Sequel Is Actually a Documentary About CeCe McDonald
5	5 Vote	The Most Adorable Piece of Shit
5	5 Vote	Oil Traders Might Be to Blame
5	5 Vote	She Has a 24-Hour ATM That Dispenses Cupcakes
5	5 Vote	Bacon Made by Hand
5	5 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has Been "Very Frustrating"
5	5 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were Born Rich Pricks
5	5 Vote	18 GIFs of Dads Dancing With a 9-Minute Daft Punk Medley
5	5 Vote	Even Beyoncé Thinks the Cores of Neptune and Uranus Are Diamond
5	5 Vote	Stylish Sunglasses Made From Endangered Whale Testicles!