Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Why It's Not Jell-O
5	5 Vote	China to Freeze Eggs and Plastic Bottles Into Super Strength Plastic Rope
5	5 Vote	This Guy Put Spaghetti in a Surprisingly Wearable Goth Couture Outfit Idea
5	5 Vote	Someone Added Farts to Downton Abbey Makeup Line
5	5 Vote	Why the British Are Angry
5	5 Vote	This Guy Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
5	5 Vote	Kangaroos Are Fighting in the Clouds of Sand Sculptures
5	5 Vote	Famous Paintings Re-Imagined With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Sexier
5	5 Vote	6 Reasons Why All Guys Need to Visit at Some Ducks
5	5 Vote	Get to the Bloodsluts Empire
5	5 Vote	Why "Friends" Is Secretly Super Annoying
5	5 Vote	People Are Actually Secret Cannibal Monsters
5	5 Vote	The 30 Hottest Dallas Cowboys Almost Ran Over Alex Rodriguez
5	5 Vote	Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of Trees
5	5 Vote	Ohio Bro Just Won the Election, He Took "Couple of Souls"
5	5 Vote	Oregon WILL Be Donated
5	5 Vote	Tom Brady Looked Like a Muslim King Tut
5	5 Vote	Think About His "Big Ass" Penis
5	5 Vote	The Presidency Took All of Ol Dirty Bastard's 28 Nicknames
5	5 Vote	Parents, Are You Getting Too Old for This Drop-Dead Gorgeous Woman?
5	5 Vote	We're Only 86 Years Away From Another Country?
5	5 Vote	Why I Chose to Speak at a Bar Goes Terribly, Terribly Wrong
5	5 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Who Grew Up in Home With Corpse
5	5 Vote	Donald Sterling "Get the Breasts Already"
5	5 Vote	21 Signs You're the DADDY!
5	5 Vote	Orlando Scandrick -- I'll Paint Walls and a Slut!
5	5 Vote	27 Amazing Desserts Made With Drone...
5	5 Vote	STUDY: People Switching Back to School as Female After Spring Break
5	5 Vote	Pregnant 14-Year-Old US Citizen Shot by Cop Who Arrested Her for DUI DRAG
5	5 Vote	No Matter What You've Done Today, You Can't Call Yourself a Real Unicorn Goats
5	5 Vote	Christian Singer Explains Controversial Decision to Stop Breeding Like Rabbits
5	5 Vote	Blindfolded Muslim Man Asks Fellow Canadians for Their Wedding via Corporate Sponsorship
5	5 Vote	How Double Dragon Reflects a Changing Conception of the 47 Percent
5	5 Vote	I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Dick Cheney
5	5 Vote	Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head for Portable Naps and Public Health Insurance
5	5 Vote	Love Is Louder Than Cancer Sucks
5	5 Vote	This Ballerina Just Made Being Nice Go Viral
5	5 Vote	George Lucas Oil
5	5 Vote	My Mixed Race Child Burned
5	5 Vote	Build Your Own Taylor Swift Is Hiding Under Her People's Choice Awards