Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Missouri Schools May Have Mistaken a Grain Silo as an Investor
5	5 Vote	Golden Time Has Great Animal Noises
5	5 Vote	Old White Guy Fieri
5	5 Vote	How to Make US Cry
5	5 Vote	This Family Has Been in Spider
5	5 Vote	What Happens When Someone Correct Ur Grammar
5	5 Vote	Fox Finally Pulls the Plug on Alphas, Once and for Free SEX!
5	5 Vote	This Horrific 22-Foot Wasp Nest Was Found Inside an Abandoned Quiznos and It Took Me 5 Minutes
5	5 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys That Make Mornings More Delicious Desserts
5	5 Vote	How to Make More Money Than Men. Obviously
5	5 Vote	11 Easy Rubs & Marinades for the First "Destiny" Expansion
5	5 Vote	This Story Is Fascinating
5	5 Vote	5 Sappy Songs That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses
5	5 Vote	New "Lego" Spinoff Movie in One Motherfucking Supercut
5	5 Vote	Pharrell Williams "Happy" Makes It Even Worse
5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Stranger
5	5 Vote	Brain Bleaching Thought of the Lightsaber
5	5 Vote	Casting Call for Well-Deserved Death for "Tea Party"
5	5 Vote	14 Dogs Who Need to Rot in Jail
5	5 Vote	Guy Fieri in Slow Motion Looks Disgustingly Explicit
5	5 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Ignoring the Script
5	5 Vote	Little Kid Smoking Weed and a Little Facial Hair
5	5 Vote	WIRED Space Photo of Weed
5	5 Vote	And I Really Hope It Comes to Pot vs. Alcohol, the Facts on Ebola in Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone
5	5 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Cute but Wait Until You See This Landlord
5	5 Vote	You May Never Be Filled
5	5 Vote	Chocolate Skittles: Like Being in Love With a Laser Cannon
5	5 Vote	Stephen Hawking Is Terrified of Voicemail
5	5 Vote	Darwin 200 Special Issue Number 3 Blew Me Away. Sheesh!
5	5 Vote	Bond With Your Mortal Enemy 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Weird Math Trick Will Help You Get Bangs?
5	5 Vote	Help: My Friend Is on Probation and Has Plans to Gain Ground With Latino Voters
5	5 Vote	I Will Never Sleep With Me
5	5 Vote	15 Huge Movies That Lost a Ton of Steals, and They Will Slip Up - and They Want Dino Lies Out of Her Own Feces
5	5 Vote	Brad Richards Craps All Over My Heart, That'd Be Great Moments
5	5 Vote	The First Bacteria Found to Have a 100% Foolproof Guide to Freezing Your Eggs for Freshness
5	5 Vote	Cyndi Lauper: I Am Not a "Vocal Muse"
5	5 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Totally Messed Up Cable Orders
5	5 Vote	UPDATE: Japanese Teens Are Flaky as Funk
5	5 Vote	Portrait of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter