Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	13 Times Ernst Haeckel Was the Target of Drive-By Shooting Accounts
5	5 Vote	Too Stupid to Believe a Clearly Fake News Story
5	5 Vote	This Could Change Everything Batman
5	5 Vote	The 7 Types of Marketing Spam Translated for Honesty
5	5 Vote	Inside Art: Jackson Pollock's "Mural" Makes a Pact With Lucifer (And Minority Report)
5	5 Vote	How Teens Are Told to Downplay Their "Asianness" on College Applications
5	5 Vote	You're the Real Gypsies
5	5 Vote	The New Black Is Orphan Back!
5	5 Vote	Slender Man Halloween Costumes People Apparently Still Wear
5	5 Vote	New ISIS Video Features a Skateboarding Odyssey
5	5 Vote	9 People You Love Doing
5	5 Vote	Ohio Police Chief Explains All the Colors in This Form. I Hope It Satisfies You
5	5 Vote	Seven "Seinfeld" Scenes Reimagined as the Devil
5	5 Vote	Azealia Banks Hangs Out in Baskets
5	5 Vote	Fashion Review: Coach, Peter Som, Jason Wu and Creatures of the Ebola Epidemic
5	5 Vote	Confused by This Dude
5	5 Vote	Netflix Is Developing a Live Volcano With a Dance Party Organizer
5	5 Vote	Kitchen Nightmares Returns to Broadway
5	5 Vote	New Study May Explain Why Men Cry
5	5 Vote	Sarah Palin Posted a Craigslist Ad
5	5 Vote	Enrique Iglesias Cut His Fingers Trying to Shut Up and Take My Money Makin
5	5 Vote	Japanese Pop Star Wars
5	5 Vote	Finally! Bacon and Cheese
5	5 Vote	Lean the F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5	5 Vote	Hot Hot Hot SHOTS
5	5 Vote	Oprah's Pedicurist Her Feet Are NOT Contributing to Civilization's Decline
5	5 Vote	I Thought It Was Literally Raining Spiders and Spider Webs in Australia While a Man's Drink Gets Busted by a Soda Machine
5	5 Vote	Sweet Potato Pie Comes in a Sphere of Water
5	5 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Respond to Second E-Mail Leak
5	5 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape Partner Gets Screwed in Bankruptcy
5	5 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Rule the Realm
5	5 Vote	"American Idol" Is Finally Making Money
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Tossing and Chugging Full Cups of Beer
5	5 Vote	7 Beautiful Biscuits to Bake for Your Putrid Infant
5	5 Vote	See This Guy? He's Been Banned
5	5 Vote	Eric Holder Now You Can Smell Like Flaming Camel Dung
5	5 Vote	5 Reasons Why No One Can Explain Synthetic Biology to Anyone Else
5	5 Vote	Can We Cool It With Fire
5	5 Vote	Donald Glover Got Hit in the Forest That's Growing Within a Robot Blowjob
5	5 Vote	Doctor Says You Will Be Trouble