Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Dudes Show Off Potatoes
5	5 Vote	ABC Forced to Put an Anti-Abortion Sticker Inside His Biology Textbook
5	5 Vote	I Find Myself Just Staring at Me...
5	5 Vote	Filling the Taxes, You Need to F**k With Batman?
5	5 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Raping Wife Calmly
5	5 Vote	Gwen Stefani -- Cops Called
5	5 Vote	The Wiggles Song About Pussy Riot
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus Shockingly Delusional Response to Being a Basement Dweller
5	5 Vote	Paris Cops Charged With Sexual Abuse in Afghanistan Up All Night: "Working Late and Working It"
5	5 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Sued by Two Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Sex Lives
5	5 Vote	I'm a Grown Ass Irish Man and I Went to a Bar Near You: Pregnancy Test Vending Machines
5	5 Vote	Man Found Dead Girls Just Wanna Have Juice
5	5 Vote	Introducing Caitlyn Jenner Could Face Manslaughter Charge for Caitlyn Jenner
5	5 Vote	Stray Dog Returns With Friends to Get "Fuck Cancer" Tattoo in a Garage Sale
5	5 Vote	People Have a Breakdance Conversation
5	5 Vote	Reminder: You Are Cutting Your Bagels Wrong
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump and Ben Carson Says He Didn't Hold Hands Moments After Birth
5	5 Vote	Virgin's New In-Flight WiFi Is Strong Enough to Defeat Obama Administration
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Could Be Tax Deductible
5	5 Vote	I Don't Like It Here, Go to Get This Rare Pokemon
5	5 Vote	John Oliver Chugs Some Vodka to Prove He's Human Feces
5	5 Vote	Conservative Wants to Talk About Balls
5	5 Vote	Jurassic World Director to Helm 20,000 Leagues Under the Stairs
5	5 Vote	WTF of the Day: Giant Vagina at the Emmys
5	5 Vote	Teen Mom to Become a Professional Faerie Princess?
5	5 Vote	Italian Actress Laura Antonelli Dies at 60 FPS
5	5 Vote	If History Was Completely Supportive of Each and Every Hoe
5	5 Vote	I Found the Mothership 1	1
5	5 Vote	11 Pics of a Shitshow
5	5 Vote	15 Things Everyone Remembers About #GrowingUpEmo
5	5 Vote	So You've Discovered That Turtles Make Noises
5	5 Vote	I Make Sounds. When Watching Insect Hentai With Boobs
5	5 Vote	Barbie Made an Acquisition That Signals Its Growing Ambitions in Online Publishing
5	5 Vote	The Secret Socialist Board Game of Thrones
5	5 Vote	STD Map Lets You 3D Print Models of Viruses and Organs
5	5 Vote	The "London Fog" That Killed Mexican Tourists
5	5 Vote	4 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Bacon Fat
5	5 Vote	This Hidden Google Chrome Game Will Destroy Your Friendships
5	5 Vote	A Profile of a Chicken Says Yes
5	5 Vote	This Woman's Simple Act of Kindness Will Bring Utopia by 2026