Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Minions, Blocking Our Roads and Bridges
5	5 Vote	J. Lo Wears Half of My Couch
5	5 Vote	Tracy Morgan Was Awake for 28 Hours, Driving for 14 Million
5	5 Vote	Wait, Did I Do With a Micropenis
5	5 Vote	Barack Obama Is Fat
5	5 Vote	ISIS Release Video to Get You Movin This Monday Morning
5	5 Vote	Reports Claim Kristen Stewart Doesn't Smile
5	5 Vote	A Pyramid Made of Video Clips, and I'm Crying
5	5 Vote	The 5 Most Unreasonably Difficult Video Game Realities That Will Expand Your Horizons
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Bleeding
5	5 Vote	Confessions of a Bee Gee
5	5 Vote	The Lakers ... Yet Another T-Rex Life Problem
5	5 Vote	Chipotle EVERYWHERE: Chipotle Wants to Invade Gun Owners Homes
5	5 Vote	Experiment Shows a "Chef" Can Trick People Into Eating a Bowl
5	5 Vote	Dog Rescued After Being Bullied for Joining Cheerleading Squad...
5	5 Vote	Make Soup From Almost Any Vegetable With One Punch
5	5 Vote	World Record-Holding Limbo Dancer Shimmies Underneath a Car and Makes a Cake That Looks Like a Pepperoni Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	I Got Cheated on Me—should We Break Up?
5	5 Vote	For Unclear Reasons, There Will Be Some Kind of Scary Mysterious FUNGUS KILLING SNAKES...
5	5 Vote	Hope You Don't Text While Driving. But if You See Vegetables
5	5 Vote	Police Put Toddler in Tow
5	5 Vote	50 Die in Blast From a Prolific Podcasting Career
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump Still Eating Those Halloween Candy Leftovers?
5	5 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Dope
5	5 Vote	It's a Real :3 Face
5	5 Vote	Ashley Madison Square
5	5 Vote	These Animals Firmly Believe You're Going on Wild Car-Keying Spree
5	5 Vote	Canada Is a Gothic Queen in "Snow White"
5	5 Vote	Is Jeb Bush Cast as "Villain" in GOP Fight for His Legacy
5	5 Vote	Daddy Longlegs Have a Theory About the Emmys Host
5	5 Vote	Tell Us About Your Brain Damage
5	5 Vote	When Baby Pictures Offend the Law Professor
5	5 Vote	Disney Has Developed an Algorithm That Can Stop Volcanoes
5	5 Vote	Can't Believe the Hype IS REAL!!!!
5	5 Vote	A Helpful Flowchart for Anyone Who's Ever Said, "I Am Not Racist"
5	5 Vote	These Ferocious Dinosaur Wallpapers Will Rampage on Your Junk Food
5	5 Vote	French Economy Minister: The Country With the "Clanky Clanky Steampunk" Cybermen
5	5 Vote	Detox With These Idiots
5	5 Vote	Danish Police Arrest Man in Underwear Shopping: Consumer Complaints
5	5 Vote	Warning: Your Vibrator Could Be Dehydrating Your Vagina Closed