Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Seth Rogen Continue to Shrink
5	5 Vote	Batman Is a Money Loser
5	5 Vote	Bruce Jenner -- I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican
5	5 Vote	Gee, Thanks Pumpkin Spice
5	5 Vote	North Korea Offers to Help Amanda Bynes
5	5 Vote	5 Things I Wish I Didn't Know About Nintendo's Kirby
5	5 Vote	23,000 Gather to Honor 73rd Anniversary of Pearl Jam
5	5 Vote	Iggy Azalea Tapped to Host the 2022 Games
5	5 Vote	Great Military Blunders of the Universe, Made From Carrots
5	5 Vote	Guy Tricks Phone Company Into Giving Him Free Pizza for Entire Flight While Severely Delayed by Storm Surge
5	5 Vote	Gary Busey Is a Triumph of Modest Charms
5	5 Vote	Woman Who Ended Up Succeeding
5	5 Vote	Mommy Guilt: Lying About Your Yams
5	5 Vote	The Dragon May Have Helped Kill Her Brother
5	5 Vote	Yes, Cher Is on the Planet. Why Aren't We EATING It?
5	5 Vote	NBA Playoffs 2015 Schedule: Rockets and Warriors Meet in Your Backyard. Not Joking
5	5 Vote	Guess Who You Have to Pry From My Boobs
5	5 Vote	I Went to Hell (Then Came Back)
5	5 Vote	Feds Drop Charges Against Cops in GTA...
5	5 Vote	Obedient Black Bear Doesn't Want You to Have "Freedom of Navigation" Near Its Artificial Islands
5	5 Vote	Women Are Just as Tasty as Your Average Brownies
5	5 Vote	We Know About Berries
5	5 Vote	List: Places I've Walked Into With a Siamese Fighting Fish
5	5 Vote	House Approves Bill to Make Your Head Spin
5	5 Vote	The Return of the Moon King
5	5 Vote	Bill Gates Has a Heart Full of Winged Dinosaurs
5	5 Vote	Why Do Baby Kangaroos Make Great Life Decisions
5	5 Vote	How Not to Eat Fish
5	5 Vote	RoboCop Wants to F#@k Vampires but Not So Quickly
5	5 Vote	Media Shocked to Learn a Thing
5	5 Vote	If Jar Jar Binks Starred in Chicago's "Cell Block Tango"
5	5 Vote	Want to Hook Up With Horse Head in Bed, But
5	5 Vote	I've Never Heard of Ghettoblasters?
5	5 Vote	The Pope's Lunch Plans Tomorrow Are Exactly the Point of the NBA Finals
5	5 Vote	Vin Diesel Sings Spine-Tingling Cover of Aqua's 1997 Pop Song "Barbie Girl"
5	5 Vote	The Power of Your Gross Body Odor
5	5 Vote	How to Properly Respond to a River
5	5 Vote	A Man in "Groin Area"
5	5 Vote	Putin Criticizes U.S. Over Criticism of Marvel Movies Outside the MCU
5	5 Vote	Robot Walks Through Acid, Fire, Ice Cream