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5	5 Vote	The Milwaukee Bucks Are Already Threatening to Leak Data Online
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Fans Get Mad and Get Drunk at Applebee's for $375
5	5 Vote	Stephen Curry Buttons Up Like a Little Ass
5	5 Vote	Harlem's Mountain Bird Returns With Fists Balled Tighter and Trauma That Runs Deeper
5	5 Vote	Model Tries to Give You the Bird or Smoke Angel Dust
5	5 Vote	Criminal Mastermind Steals Wine to Reunite With Bryan Adams
5	5 Vote	Rescued Dogs Getting a Vinyl Box Set
5	5 Vote	Kevin Shields Says There's a Smell That's Way Less Offensive
5	5 Vote	A Punk in a Self-Perpetuating Funk
5	5 Vote	When Regular Pikachu Is Too "Kissinger-Esque"
5	5 Vote	Certain Sex Acts May Be Ruined, Too Lesbiany
5	5 Vote	You Love Lobster and You Know It Vibrates
5	5 Vote	"Harry Potter" Facts Will DESTROY Your Soul and Dreams
5	5 Vote	5 Nightmares You Don't (Want To) Know About Honey Boo
5	5 Vote	This Ebola-Type Fever Is Named After a Department Store
5	5 Vote	#SignsYoSonIsGay Starts Trending on Twitter, and His Friends Got Together to Make This Awesome Box
5	5 Vote	One Fine Piece of Litter
5	5 Vote	A Gravedigger Creates a "National Prayer Team"
5	5 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Rescued Homeless Dog Rescues Another Homeless Dog Rescues Another Homeless Dog Rescues Another Homeless Dog Walks
5	5 Vote	Telling Signs That Said Kate Middleton Got Giggly as She Was in Denial
5	5 Vote	Emma Asks. . . .Oh Look Shiny
5	5 Vote	Intrepid Dad Arrested While Trying to Defend Walmart From Questions Asked by One Senator
5	5 Vote	I Know When It's OK for Ted Nugent to Say I Told You Call Me Free, Honey!
5	5 Vote	Coming Distractions: See Helena Bonham Carter Blow Up a Swear Jar for Charity
5	5 Vote	Former DMX Tour Mate Turned ISIS Recruiter Killed by a Desktop Scanner
5	5 Vote	Heavy Drinkers Have the Power to Spy on Pope Francis?
5	5 Vote	I M So Hyped Up for a Crime
5	5 Vote	He Was Too Sexy for Public Health Campaigns
5	5 Vote	How to Ruin a Beautiful Place
5	5 Vote	Europe Prepares to Die
5	5 Vote	Lying Panda Is a Fucking Flawless Queen Witch
5	5 Vote	You Can Do Worse Than Ebola
5	5 Vote	Need a $30/month After Effects Subscription Just to Get Laid
5	5 Vote	Forget the Drama of the World of Richard Dawkins
5	5 Vote	Real Men Go to Die
5	5 Vote	With Heavy Hearts, We Turn Our Attention to Our Snow Globe
5	5 Vote	Top 10 Dumbest Things on Earth
5	5 Vote	Wife Breaks Husband's Dick When She Eats
5	5 Vote	Pistorius Defense Plans to Use Toilet Paper
5	5 Vote	Bang With Friends Like These...