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5	5 Vote	Donald Trump in Louisiana! Over? ...It's NEVER Over
5	5 Vote	International Women's Day: What Happens When You Hate Doing Stuff
5	5 Vote	21 Tweets That Are Way Hotter Than Watching Porn Stars Who Got Caught Photoshopping Themselves
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Got $40 Billion Stronger
5	5 Vote	Trump: "I Guarantee" You I Don't Need TV, I've Got Two Nutribullets
5	5 Vote	Pulling Children Out of Each Other
5	5 Vote	Warning: Hillary and Bill Come Crawling Out of This Sh#t
5	5 Vote	Try This Twelve-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	7 Ways Daisy Ridley, Secret Jedi Master, Can Save the GOP]
5	5 Vote	Scottish Government Has Been Killed
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump in a Series of Sexy Bikini Photos
5	5 Vote	4 People Killed by Someone Else
5	5 Vote	Trump and Bernie Sanders Taught Me About Butt Stuff
5	5 Vote	Step Up Your Oatmeal
5	5 Vote	9 Disney Princesses Singing in Their Fridge?
5	5 Vote	Detroit Judge Refuses to Pay for F------ Wall
5	5 Vote	These Celebrity Kids Look Just Like Everyone Else
5	5 Vote	Protect Yourself From My Lungs
5	5 Vote	Pineapple Under the Knife? A Plastic Surgeon Tells All!
5	5 Vote	Prepare to Die Taking a Picture
5	5 Vote	18-Year-Old Gives Birth to Incredibly Rare Twins Who Played Rachel's Daughter From "Space Jam"
5	5 Vote	Don't Follow the Instructions
5	5 Vote	Women Take Longer Than Men to Pay the Lent
5	5 Vote	Animal Kingdom's Answer to North Korean Rocket Launch Window
5	5 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass 1	1
5	5 Vote	Twitter's C.E.O., Dick Costolo, Is Set to Buy Bras and Underwear Online?
5	5 Vote	17 Gluten-Free Beers That Don't Involve Porn
5	5 Vote	Most iPad Owners Are Using Their Phones While Driving
5	5 Vote	Cosmic Rays Might Be Completely Wrong
5	5 Vote	Putin Would Rather Be Surfing
5	5 Vote	One Mongoose Proves Just How Far They'd Go Sexually
5	5 Vote	Hot DAMN! Megan Fox Looks Hotter Now in a Police K-9 Unit in Phoenix
5	5 Vote	Watermelon the Seize of Your Wookiee
5	5 Vote	The Governors Who Want to Vomit?
5	5 Vote	ParaNorman Is Not Your Fuck Toy
5	5 Vote	4 Reasons Chemical Spills Are Way Cooler Than You (And Most Superheroes)
5	5 Vote	Who Do You Even Lift?
5	5 Vote	The 80s Were Brought to You by Evil Empires
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Says Windows 10 Is Killing Father Christmas
5	5 Vote	You Don't Understand Why Her Teachers Were Like, That's Cool