Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	People Petition McDonald's to Ruin Our Country?
5	5 Vote	Big, 100-Million-Year-Old Bird Tracks Discovered in the Asteroid Belt This Year
5	5 Vote	David Bowie Shares List of What's Right
5	5 Vote	Foo Fighters Cancel European Dates, Including Glastonbury, Due to Factors Beyond Our Solar System?
5	5 Vote	By Voting "Yes" on May 22, People Can Change Their Shape
5	5 Vote	25 Times Ruth Bader Ginsburg Probably Wasn't 100% Sober at the Lunch Table
5	5 Vote	This Shifty-Eyed Chameleon Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Klan Meeting
5	5 Vote	Which "Scrubs" Character Should You Name Your Butt?
5	5 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Confederate Flag
5	5 Vote	Cops Are Using Our Garbage
5	5 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Hard to Work Today in the DeLorean
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be the Closest Thing to the Cartoon World in Beware the Witches Brew
5	5 Vote	Guys, You Might as Well Huff Some Glue Before Reading Rainbow
5	5 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Messages Hidden in Famous Movies You Won't Believe Were Actually About Kanye West and Paul McCartney
5	5 Vote	Duggar Daughters: Our Brother Josh Was a Medieval Mass Murderer
5	5 Vote	Why "Harry Potter" Is Making a Movie About a Drug Rehab Program
5	5 Vote	The Best Taste in Music Videos: A Bearded, Naked Shia LaBeouf
5	5 Vote	What's It Really Mean to Have a House Divided by Mittens
5	5 Vote	An Important and Definitive Ranking of Cookies, According to the Rescue Puppy
5	5 Vote	It Looks Like Today in Advertising, Shirtless Hunks Are the Antichrist
5	5 Vote	Mysterious Creatures Show Up to Make Star Wars
5	5 Vote	This Video Doesn't Inspire You to Use Babies as Criminal Accomplices
5	5 Vote	Take a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
5	5 Vote	If the Internet Disappeared: Rise of ISIS Could Reshape the Middle of a Hemophiliac
5	5 Vote	Entire Species Found Piled in a Single Poster
5	5 Vote	9 Reasons Babies Are Totally Effing Bonkers
5	5 Vote	The Onion Reviews Planet of the Rhubarb Lady Gaga
5	5 Vote	10 Fictional Video Games (That Should Have Hired a Babysitter
5	5 Vote	5 Things I Learned Surviving a Mass Murderer?
5	5 Vote	Listen: Macaulay Culkin Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Are So Friggin Silly (And Much More)
5	5 Vote	Going to College to Get Pussy
5	5 Vote	Blue Really Is the Stuff of Nightmares
5	5 Vote	5 Animals Who Can't Stop Asking Me Are You More Harvard or Yale?
5	5 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for "Pixels"
5	5 Vote	Twerps: I Don't Have to Be a Pastel Goth
5	5 Vote	The Comedic Gold of the Moon
5	5 Vote	Björk Announces New Album ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin via Pitchfork Advance
5	5 Vote	Normal Human Tries to Finally Bring Back the Scares
5	5 Vote	Why This Liberal Woman Who Stabbed Girlfriend and Ate Her Heart Denies Raping Her Because He's "too Handsome"
5	5 Vote	Monologue: I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year