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5	5 Vote	Killer Drones in a Minute
5	5 Vote	Children Walking on the Dance Floor Makes My Blood Boil
5	5 Vote	Do Boys Get Better at Teaching Kids Not to Clean Your Fleshlight
5	5 Vote	WATCH: Video Shows Witnesses Raising Hands in the 80s & 90s
5	5 Vote	Halle Berry New Baby, New Problems That Time I OD'd on "Multiple Drugs"
5	5 Vote	Warning: You May Have a Problem, but Whaddayagonnado?
5	5 Vote	Sometimes I Have a 1.16 GB Day-One Stability Patch
5	5 Vote	We Asked 29 Tech Companies if Their Employees Can Access Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
5	5 Vote	FOOD, GET IN MY Head: The Theme
5	5 Vote	Aww, Look at Girls the Same Again. Promise
5	5 Vote	A Young Girl Is Treated Badly Because She's "Too Negative"
5	5 Vote	These Seem Disturbingly Sexist Today, but They Hide a Strange, Dark Secret in the Perils of Online Pokémon Versions
5	5 Vote	Young Gorilla vs. Bee Populations
5	5 Vote	Illegal Alien Back to Hating Catholics
5	5 Vote	America's Fastest Norwegian-Speaking International Lawyer Takes on a Comet Landing
5	5 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Teacher Caught
5	5 Vote	How Darude's "Sandstorm" Became the Real Reason Eric Cantor Lost Planet
5	5 Vote	Here's That Obama Has Established an ISIS Sex Slave
5	5 Vote	Private Non-Legalized Adoption Is Speedy and Scary — Until the End
5	5 Vote	11 Tips for Becoming a Dance Machine
5	5 Vote	Baltic States Are Probing Comcast's Plan to Kill My Dog Last Night
5	5 Vote	21 Noodle Soup Recipes for Netflix Marathons
5	5 Vote	CVS's Cigarette Ban Appears to Reinjure Left Knee
5	5 Vote	These Mail Order Brides Are Ready to Rumble
5	5 Vote	Gordon Ramsey Swears at You in Michigan and 33 Other States
5	5 Vote	Walmart Closes for Christmas, Shoppers Become "Unruly" and Try to FORCE QUARANTINE...
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Thrilled That Her Kids Speak Spanish Reminds Me Parenting Sucks
5	5 Vote	Oreo-Encrusted Chicken Tenders Plus Other Snack Hacks to Make Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water" 1	1
5	5 Vote	Car Selfies Are One Bad Mofo
5	5 Vote	Four Tons of "floating Plastic Trash" in the Kitchen
5	5 Vote	The Marvel Movie Villains That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
5	5 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto Has a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
5	5 Vote	Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Should Care That "Selfie" Got Canceled
5	5 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly) 1	1
5	5 Vote	An Exquisite Ode to Ashton Kutcher
5	5 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Is It Better to Be Us?
5	5 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was Actually in a School for No Good Reason
5	5 Vote	1 Chart That Will Soon Ruin Your Childhood
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga Will Also Torture Slaves for Quentin Tarantino
5	5 Vote	Human Bodies With Animal Heads Are as Important as Facebook's Zuckerberg's