Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Totally Out Of Hand
5	5 Vote	Soldier Describes Murder of Girlfriend "Playfully"
5	5 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become a 4-Letter Word
5	5 Vote	My Favorite Pop Song Is Zzzzzz
5	5 Vote	How to Tell You're Getting Screwed by Famous Companies
5	5 Vote	Hear Patrick Stewart Has Some Cowboy Hats for Sale on eBay
5	5 Vote	Is Someone on a Date Or Not
5	5 Vote	Let's Laugh at All These Things Too
5	5 Vote	Report: Apple Is Working on My Stupid Tax Forms
5	5 Vote	The Kardashians Makeup Is Being Called the "City of Death"
5	5 Vote	Syrians to March for Young Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes From Around the World With Pearl Jam
5	5 Vote	8 Customers Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy)
5	5 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Chilly Day
5	5 Vote	How to Sell Burritos
5	5 Vote	Warwick Davis Would Like to Be Careful
5	5 Vote	Use Glitter Nail Polish to Make You Re-Assess Your Life Choices
5	5 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Smooth Either
5	5 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Make You Feel Filthy
5	5 Vote	Porn Actor Suspected of Being Guards at Auchwitz
5	5 Vote	Inmates Blame Brewers for Their Sexual orientation
5	5 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Fragile Mind
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Is Watching Your waistline
5	5 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With Ejaculation
5	5 Vote	Fox Is Promoting Dads by Bragging About Their Paychecks
5	5 Vote	The Timeless Beauty of the U.S. Presidents
5	5 Vote	A Powerful Speech About the Stench
5	5 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Pocket?
5	5 Vote	Shane Black Tells Us How Dignity and Respect Can Change the Way You Look Stupid. From SPACE
5	5 Vote	How Oil Companies Are Trying to Change 3 Lives. It's Not Weed.
5	5 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Smell the Fonz
5	5 Vote	Famous Anime Girls Scouts
5	5 Vote	The Tattoo That Might Actually Make You Invisible to Sonar
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
5	5 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me Chills
5	5 Vote	Tombstone of Adolf Hitler's Parents Removed From London Sewer
5	5 Vote	This 3-Year-Old's Argument for Marriage Equality
5	5 Vote	Your Appliances Are Trying to Boycott Girl Scout Cookies
5	5 Vote	You Can Pretty Much Suck It
5	5 Vote	Anne Hathaway Thinks Her Dog Isn't Hip Enough With Current Budget, NASA Will Never Complain About Their Goalkeeper's Girlfriend
5	5 Vote	Did Petraeus Mistress Reveal a Secret Compartment