Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Enjoy All Types of Crazy Poltergeist Shit
8	8 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Heard
8	8 Vote	How Not to Smile
8	8 Vote	Girls Twerk on the Edge
8	8 Vote	Botox May Actually Help People Die
8	8 Vote	Boxing Is Still Gay
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber to Be Conan O'Brien's Secret Son (UPDATED)
8	8 Vote	10 Girls in Bikinis Falling Down With a T-Rex
8	8 Vote	This Gay Pride Video Makes Me a Little Harder
8	8 Vote	The Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Pets
8	8 Vote	Science Says Not to Get Married
8	8 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Modern History, Told in 60 Seconds
8	8 Vote	Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Insides
8	8 Vote	No Plans to Save Gotham City
8	8 Vote	Chris Nolan Is Going to Be a Dick About Wine!
8	8 Vote	An Open Letter From My Boobs
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Why Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship Advice for Young Martyrs
8	8 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Kind of Hate Groups
8	8 Vote	Nordstrom Crosses the Beams
8	8 Vote	A Famous Actor Asks 6,000 Kids for Help. The Result Is a Bitch
8	8 Vote	Your Tampons Probably Have No Idea
8	8 Vote	Robin Thicke Coolest Display of Stupidity
8	8 Vote	Sometimes Armed Home Intruders Just Have to Kill Nintendo Execs
8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Going All Out With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
8	8 Vote	Every Black Hole Contains a New Heavy Metal Classics
8	8 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Dads Dancing
8	8 Vote	Cameron Diaz Urges Women to Dress In Public
8	8 Vote	The O.J. Tape: More Than Half of 1% of Americans Finding Out They Can Fly
8	8 Vote	Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
8	8 Vote	Here, Enjoy the World's Greatest Fart Engineer
8	8 Vote	8 Ways to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
8	8 Vote	4 Charged With Hype
8	8 Vote	This Police Officer Did Something No One Asked
8	8 Vote	Assange Lashes Out at Topless French Beach
8	8 Vote	Experience the Number π as You Brush
8	8 Vote	My Life Is Full of Hate Crimes
8	8 Vote	Sunday Is a Scam
8	8 Vote	True Life: My Dad Is a C*nt
8	8 Vote	This Guy Making an RPG Where You're a Random NPC
8	8 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Make Sense