Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation
8	8 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Man. But That Didn't Quite Work Out
8	8 Vote	FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
8	8 Vote	Crest Switches Kids Candy With Health Food, Laughs as They Cry
8	8 Vote	On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
8	8 Vote	Meet Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
8	8 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
8	8 Vote	Breaking: Obama DOJ Won't Defend Constitutionality of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse!
8	8 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
8	8 Vote	Snowden Releases Information About Anal Sex?
8	8 Vote	Arrested Development Is Like a Man Farting on His Luggage
8	8 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Being Total Bullshit
8	8 Vote	Confession: I Don't Remember Ordering Anything?
8	8 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now an Empty Phrase
8	8 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Behind Kenya massacre
8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Mother's 200th Episode Celebration Is Adorable Video of Boston "Bomber" Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
8	8 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Likely Make You So SAD?
8	8 Vote	520 Days Inside a Gallery Owner's Ear
8	8 Vote	Try Not Wanting to Marry a Goat
8	8 Vote	The Only Hat to Wear as a Group
8	8 Vote	I Wonder How Many Calories Are in Danger
8	8 Vote	29 People Who Live in New Jersey 1	1
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink
8	8 Vote	Pope Linked to Cancer?
8	8 Vote	China Wants to Make Something "Freaking Huge"
8	8 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
8	8 Vote	Holocaust Survivor to Play Russian roulette
8	8 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Unsettling
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20 Tourist
8	8 Vote	The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
8	8 Vote	Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 116
8	8 Vote	One Fun and Easy Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
8	8 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
8	8 Vote	My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
8	8 Vote	Tear-Jerker: The Touching Moment an 800-Pound Alligator Attacks 22-Year-Old Handler During Stunt
8	8 Vote	Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
8	8 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
8	8 Vote	My Dad Is Angry at Her Fetus-Filled Belly