Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Famous Scientist Is Confident Obama Is Just an iPad Competitor
8	8 Vote	UK Minister to Discuss Twitter, Facebook and Underwear
8	8 Vote	The Scientist Who Almost Died While Debunking The Hottest Gynecologist Ever
8	8 Vote	State Department of Ghosts and Busting
8	8 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
8	8 Vote	Baby Dies in NY at Age 112
8	8 Vote	France Joins List of Items Found at Mexican Crime scenes
8	8 Vote	Commercial Space Cargo Ship Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls
8	8 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Reform
8	8 Vote	Tree Trafficking Is Real and It's Pissing Everyone Off
8	8 Vote	Obamacare Has Gotten More Popular Since the 80s
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
8	8 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
8	8 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Internet Sugar Daddies
8	8 Vote	The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
8	8 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has PTSD From Exploding Toilet Paper
8	8 Vote	Developer Arrested for Selling Fake iPhones Made Of...Clay 1	1
8	8 Vote	Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
8	8 Vote	Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
8	8 Vote	Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
8	8 Vote	Pole Dancing Class for Kids With Autism?
8	8 Vote	Here's a Dog With 2 d***s
8	8 Vote	Cicadas Are Here and It's Pretty Awful
8	8 Vote	The BBC's Doctor Who Cares
8	8 Vote	A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
8	8 Vote	As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
8	8 Vote	26-Year-Old Woman Stabbed and With a Slice of Triforce?
8	8 Vote	Everything You Need to Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
8	8 Vote	Blockbuster Will Be HELLA FUN!
8	8 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow 1	1
8	8 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Math Works
8	8 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
8	8 Vote	Official Statement From the Robot Uprising
8	8 Vote	50 Cent Charged With Espionage
8	8 Vote	The Military Should "Expect" To Be in Batman vs. Pac-Man 1	1
8	8 Vote	First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Word for "Binge Drinking"
8	8 Vote	Barking Dogs Might Have Criminal Records
8	8 Vote	This Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story About a Dead Guy