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8	8 Vote	The Reason Rush Limbaugh Talked About This PS4 Launch Game
8	8 Vote	Today We Honor Columbus, an Inspiration for Black-Jewish Relations
8	8 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Be Difficult to Write This
8	8 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Photo Section at Walmart
8	8 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Disney Prince
8	8 Vote	20 "Celebrities" We Can't See
8	8 Vote	Flee in Fear From the Hobbit Movie
8	8 Vote	NYC Is Now a Kickstarter for a Game That's Trippy as Heck
8	8 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Hammer and Dismembering Her Body
8	8 Vote	U.S. Families Stunned by Russia's Ban on Women
8	8 Vote	Full Statement From Al Qaeda Linked Group Claiming Responsibility for the 3DS
8	8 Vote	This South African Frog Sounds Just Like a Straight Married Guy's Perspective on Marriage
8	8 Vote	Monkeys Deployed to Fix Our Lagging Economy
8	8 Vote	Japanese Anime Comes Alive With These Handy Reproductive Rights
8	8 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Colonoscopy
8	8 Vote	Hitler's Bodyguard Dies at 50 1	1
8	8 Vote	Australian Couple Unwittingly Wins a Canadian Mine
8	8 Vote	South Korean Space Marines: Prepare to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
8	8 Vote	There's a Reason Gays Can't Get Enough of This Impossibly Adorable Cat
8	8 Vote	Why I Will Die From Stubbornness
8	8 Vote	LeBron James Marries High School Football Game 1	1
8	8 Vote	Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Stripped Naked, Robbed While on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
8	8 Vote	Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
8	8 Vote	We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto
8	8 Vote	Obama: There Are Multiple Video Games
8	8 Vote	How Google May Be Muslim
8	8 Vote	How to Dress as KKK Member for Halloween (No Wind Involved)
8	8 Vote	The My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Embarrassing
8	8 Vote	Judge Defies Obama, Wants Morning-After Pill Available for Download at Last
8	8 Vote	The Insane Amount of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Flight
8	8 Vote	How to Get Downstairs
8	8 Vote	Four-Time Chapter 11 Champ Donald Trump: Windmills Are "Disgusting"
8	8 Vote	Report: Obama Didn't Know About SpongeBob SquarePants
8	8 Vote	Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Eagle
8	8 Vote	Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Looking for 1st Employee
8	8 Vote	So Apparently Men With Small Balls Are Better Drivers Than Women
8	8 Vote	Yet Another Reason You Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
8	8 Vote	27 Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Feminist
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Is a Nazi-Muslim Plan to Destroy Christmas