Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	I Feel Like a Boat
8	8 Vote	Tammy Baldwin Has Been Passed Unanimously
8	8 Vote	Video: Look Inside the Scientology Mothership
8	8 Vote	Watch the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
8	8 Vote	Video of a Big Ass Happy Family
8	8 Vote	The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
8	8 Vote	Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
8	8 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Had Sex
8	8 Vote	Up Close and Personal With Dead People and Single Mothers
8	8 Vote	Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
8	8 Vote	Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
8	8 Vote	Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Himself
8	8 Vote	We Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
8	8 Vote	My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at Age 94
8	8 Vote	The Ray Gun Returns in Pokemon Origins
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
8	8 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
8	8 Vote	8GB Wii U Premium Set Is Now Refunding People Whose Kids Bought iPhone Crap
8	8 Vote	Saudi Princess to Be Robocop
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America
8	8 Vote	Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
8	8 Vote	The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
8	8 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Being Un-American
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
8	8 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent
8	8 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
8	8 Vote	Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving
8	8 Vote	Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights
8	8 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an "Uncaged Animal"
8	8 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Ruining Your Vagina
8	8 Vote	Shark Week Opens With Fake Blood by Vegan Activists
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat
8	8 Vote	In 2001 the NSA Is Still Gay 1	1
8	8 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her 1	1
8	8 Vote	This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
8	8 Vote	I Guess It Was Legal Before Now
8	8 Vote	Jury Convicts Woman for Tossing Husband's Penis in the Gene Pool
8	8 Vote	Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways