Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Belongs in Prison for Christ's Sake
8	8 Vote	This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
8	8 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread
8	8 Vote	Paranoid Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
8	8 Vote	All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
8	8 Vote	Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
8	8 Vote	Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
8	8 Vote	Worried About Being Really, Really Hard?
8	8 Vote	Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom
8	8 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown
8	8 Vote	England Prepared to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
8	8 Vote	How IBM Could Force a One-Child Policy
8	8 Vote	How Not to Shoot and Kill Someone for the 8th Time
8	8 Vote	Man Found Shot to Death by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
8	8 Vote	U.S. To Reopen Case of the Mondays
8	8 Vote	Family Is Being Stalked by Strippers
8	8 Vote	Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns
8	8 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology
8	8 Vote	Let's Shop for Shoes in the Bathroom!
8	8 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
8	8 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Bad Idea
8	8 Vote	15 Signs You Are Mostly Nothing
8	8 Vote	Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off Own Feet
8	8 Vote	Update: Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
8	8 Vote	Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
8	8 Vote	Judge Orders Man to Do Lunch Right
8	8 Vote	New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
8	8 Vote	I Hate to Say Rope
8	8 Vote	MIT Explores Magnetic Mapping With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery
8	8 Vote	This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
8	8 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
8	8 Vote	Footage of a D**k
8	8 Vote	Octomom Allegations of Sex With Ghosts
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
8	8 Vote	Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Own Ass
8	8 Vote	Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 69
8	8 Vote	Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
8	8 Vote	Middle Schooler Dies After Becoming Beached
8	8 Vote	One Conspiracy Theory That's Actually Adorable. Wait... WHAT!?
8	8 Vote	17 Background Actors Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers