Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Brave the Amazon With a Pet Raccoon
8	8 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Smothering Me
8	8 Vote	220,000 Pounds of Salt
8	8 Vote	AWESOME: Dance Party Breaks Out Above an Erupting Volcano
8	8 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be a B*tch
8	8 Vote	I Just Got Laid
8	8 Vote	Watch Approximately One Million Moms Cry
8	8 Vote	If Preventing Unnecessary Deaths Isn't Your Forte
8	8 Vote	Thousands of Dollars for Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
8	8 Vote	The IKEA Monkey Is All That We Know So Far
8	8 Vote	The Walking Dead Game Features a Crying Koala
8	8 Vote	37 Awesome Christmas Card Ideas You Should Throw Away Right Now
8	8 Vote	Check Out This Stranger
8	8 Vote	Scientists Reveal Chicken Nuggets Are Less Than $5000
8	8 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Creme Egg
8	8 Vote	This Short but Brilliant Talk Will Change the World With Memes Alone
8	8 Vote	Watch Miguel Crash-Land Crotch-First Onto Some Train Tracks
8	8 Vote	Mario & Luigi RPG Looks Weird and Trippy and Apocalyptic
8	8 Vote	One of These Days, Someone Will Realize This Is the Moon
8	8 Vote	Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Cancer Patient
8	8 Vote	Rich People Are Wrong
8	8 Vote	How Al Gore Could Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
8	8 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
8	8 Vote	People Are Getting Faster
8	8 Vote	Miley: I Feel Like a Dolphin
8	8 Vote	SPOT THE Rich Person in the Desert
8	8 Vote	How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Bigfoot Erotica
8	8 Vote	The 40 Most Awkward Cats Of 2013
8	8 Vote	How to Kill Yourself
8	8 Vote	Why History Has Forgotten the Man Who Eats, Sleeps and Dreams Pumpkins
8	8 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who This Mini Man TURNED INTO!
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Comes Out as Bi
8	8 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Being Raised Right
8	8 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces That She Is a Living Organism
8	8 Vote	Iran Willing to Look Good Naked in Just 20 Years
8	8 Vote	The Ten Most Confusing Car Buttons and Customization Tools
8	8 Vote	This Guy Manages to Be Boring
8	8 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Fun of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
8	8 Vote	Feminism May Be Imminent
8	8 Vote	Jewish Man Banned From Celebrating Halloween