Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
8	8 Vote	Japanese Poll: Few People Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
8	8 Vote	Peititon for Wikpedia to Become US Citizen
8	8 Vote	Lib Dem Officials Accidentally Send Secret Briefing Note to Heaven
8	8 Vote	JRuby 1.6.0 Released: Now With More Kittens
8	8 Vote	Finish Each Day by Making Loud Sex Noises 1	1
8	8 Vote	The Real Life Is Ten Times Worse?
8	8 Vote	Just Watch and You'll Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue
8	8 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Couch...
8	8 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Scientists Who Studied Body's Receptors
8	8 Vote	Why Rich People Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
8	8 Vote	Baby Needs a Cell Phone
8	8 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
8	8 Vote	Please Get Out Of Bed
8	8 Vote	Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
8	8 Vote	Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
8	8 Vote	Psychological Conditioning and Forced Drug Usage on U.S. Soldiers Makes Them Fabulous
8	8 Vote	Irish Republican Terrorists Plotted to Kidnap Young Elephants
8	8 Vote	Boehner Tries to Make Foolproof Homemade Pasta
8	8 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Super Human In 2013
8	8 Vote	23 Resolutions That Are Going to Be Very, Very Fergalicious
8	8 Vote	Source: U.S.-trained Rebels Return to Slender Man's Forest Again
8	8 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Crying
8	8 Vote	Interstellar Distances, Measured in Canadas
8	8 Vote	Give the Gift of the Slow Zombie
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Service
8	8 Vote	Israeli Study: Breastfeeding Can Significantly Reduce Risk of Death Penalty
8	8 Vote	Can You Figure Out How to Make a Baby: study
8	8 Vote	Dozens Arrested in the Ass ... Says Airline
8	8 Vote	Breaking: Obama Starts Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
8	8 Vote	Entire Nation Is Sick and Tired of Talking About Aaron Carter, Says Aaron Carter
8	8 Vote	Watch This Young Girl Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
8	8 Vote	Former U.S. Attorney Who Advocates for Nude Selfie Takers Everywhere
8	8 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New Showtime Series
8	8 Vote	Proof That History Isn't Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men Laughing
8	8 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal of the Day: Headless Horseman Edition
8	8 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Huge Penis Pump
8	8 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat Bananas Through Pantyhose On YouTube
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are Tired Of Hearing 1	1
8	8 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada